Corrupt A Wish

first no i would not
2nd -

granted but every time u buy new clothes they catch on fire(thats what u get for saying that :P)

i wish i could control a demon army so i can kill ethan repeatedly with them and he can nvr escape my grasp and will stay dead for eternity - or till im bored
 
Granted, but every time I die, you get raped in the ass by some prison mates, so you decide to not kill me.

I wish for some ice cream.
 
granted but it was poisoned by sniper because she is gunna go out with *put name of person you hate here* instead and couldnt tell u

i wish i knew who ethan hated

rofl
 
granted but u got stuck in a chimney and when ur found the next day ur put in jail for breaking into a house

i wish i was better looking - idk im running out of stuff to say
 
Granted, but boys are more attracted to you than girls.

I wish someone else would join us.
 
Granted, but your computer will crash and you won't be able to post.

I wish I had a plate of chocolate chip cookies.
 
granted but some1 takes the plate right out of ur hands

i wish i wasnt so tired
 
Granted, you get a lifetime giftcard to Homo Harry's Shemale Clothing Boutique

I wish I had a 18 year old Oriental slave girl
 
granted but it was only one snow flake

i wish i could find something to do

--i am soo running outta wishes
 
granted but the only thing you have to do is finding something to do

i wish the government wasnt so stupid
 
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granted but the government becomes to smart finds a way through every single law and are able to control everything in north america LEGALLY and no1 can argue against them (good job :P)

i wish i knew what to wish for for my next 30 wishes
 
granted, you dont have to study as much this weekend but you now have have to study 8 times harder for the rest of your life!!!!


i wish i had a girlfriend :foreveralone:
 
Granted, but she is ugly and gives you a few STD's

I wish I knew everyting about a computer.
 
granted but the government steals u when ur asleep and have studies on u because u r to smart to be human

i wish I had a girlfriend - mainly *person name that i will never tell you and if u corrupt this wish youll wish uve nvr been born*
 
Granted but 1. Your girlfriend ends up being a slut with a penis aka (Girlygirl), and 2. You cannot make 2 wishes.

I wish for some hot wings.
 
Granted! But they were clipped at birth, thus you cannot fly.

I wish the student lounge wasn't so crowded and loud.
 
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