Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you dont pay any attention in class and shopkeepers short change you for the rest of your life.

I wish I had some donuts
 
Granted, but you end up choosing math over science.

I wish it would stop raining; it's melting all of the snow. :/
 
granted but the snow starts to build up and frosty comes to life, therfore starting the opocolypse.

i wish Hyrule existed and i could live in Castle Town XD
 
Granted, but now you have to make 1 bag for each person on the planet before you can eat one and end up hating lil smokies.

I wish my lil smokie was more like a kielbasa.
 
:lmao: x10 Granted... But now only polish chicks will eat it

I wish I could change the names of colors.
 
Granted, but you only can change their names to names of celebrities.

I wish Paige would stop eating all our food wishes
 
Granted, so she just eats our pusses instead.

I wish the Falcons will do well next year.
 
Granted, but the Holdens win every year after that, for all eternity. (Good luck working that one out)

I wish an American could work out what I just said.
 
Granted, Ethan Google's and finds out it is some sort of car, but he isn't sure so he just jumps out the window.

I wish I had a new phone.
 
Granted, but you get pulled over and the cops take them.

I wish I didn't have to study for my calculus exam.
 
Granted. You die in your sleep and your teacher graciously lets you miss the exam.

I wish i didn't have to go back to school in 9 days :(
 
Granted, but you do not further your education, therefore becoming a bum on the sid of the street the rest of you're life.

I wish that the US would bomb Iran. :o
 
granted they bomb Iran with flowers and Iran becomes so colorful and pretty it makes the whole world happy with rainbows :derp:

i wish anything i drew would come to life (and not kill me) but instead become my loyal pets and do anything i ask. :D
 
Ethan said:
Granted, but you do not further your education, therefore becoming a bum on the sid of the street the rest of you're life.

I wish that the US would bomb Iran. :o
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Off topic, but it's fucking ignorant to think the us bombing Iran(not sure what you mean here, nuclear? Regular air raids? ICBMs??) would be a good idea... The US cannot survive without the extra oil provided by the middle east - and bombing Iran would cut those ties.

Also probably lead to either world war 3, a kind of second cold war, or a nuclear winter. Or all 3.
 
granted but this second headset just like the first would not work. thus putting you in the same position you were in :P

i wish i was the most powerful sorcerer in the world!!
 
felon said:
Off topic, but it's fucking ignorant to think the us bombing Iran(not sure what you mean here, nuclear? Regular air raids? ICBMs??) would be a good idea... The US cannot survive without the extra oil provided by the middle east - and bombing Iran would cut those ties.

Also probably lead to either world war 3, a kind of second cold war, or a nuclear winter. Or all 3.
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Me thinks he was joking?

OT: Granted! You become the most powerful sorcerer....... in WoW

I wish there was more time in the day
 
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