Corrupt A Wish

[AVC]

Granted, but you dont pay any attention in class and shopkeepers short change you for the rest of your life.

I wish I had some donuts

 

[Kreubs]

Granted, but you end up choosing math over science.

I wish it would stop raining; it's melting all of the snow. :/

 

[Kessa]

granted but the snow starts to build up and frosty comes to life, therfore starting the opocolypse.

i wish Hyrule existed and i could live in Castle Town

 

[PaigeBoo]

GRANTED. Math actually does matter so

I wish I had some more lil smokies to make

 

[DamageINC]

Granted, but now you have to make 1 bag for each person on the planet before you can eat one and end up hating lil smokies.

I wish my lil smokie was more like a kielbasa.

 

[PaigeBoo]

x10 Granted... But now only polish chicks will eat it

I wish I could change the names of colors.

 

[MasterCLiP]

Granted, but you only can change their names to names of celebrities.

I wish Paige would stop eating all our food wishes

 

[Ethan]

Granted, so she just eats our pusses instead.

I wish the Falcons will do well next year.

 

[AVC]

Granted, but the Holdens win every year after that, for all eternity. (Good luck working that one out)

I wish an American could work out what I just said.

 

[Ethan]

Granted, Ethan Google's and finds out it is some sort of car, but he isn't sure so he just jumps out the window.

I wish I had a new phone.

 

[Kreubs]

Granted, but you get a Nokia 3310

I wish I had a Burger King in my town.

 

[AVC]

Granted, but they only sell vegetarian burgers.

I (still) wish I had some donuts

 

[Kreubs]

Granted, but you get pulled over and the cops take them.

I wish I didn't have to study for my calculus exam.

 

[felon]

Granted. You die in your sleep and your teacher graciously lets you miss the exam.

I wish i didn't have to go back to school in 9 days

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but you do not further your education, therefore becoming a bum on the sid of the street the rest of you're life.

I wish that the US would bomb Iran.

 

[Kessa]

granted they bomb Iran with flowers and Iran becomes so colorful and pretty it makes the whole world happy with rainbows

i wish anything i drew would come to life (and not kill me) but instead become my loyal pets and do anything i ask.

 

[MassNightmare]

Granted but they disintegrate 1hr after u make them

I wish I had another headset

 

[felon]

Granted, but you do not further your education, therefore becoming a bum on the sid of the street the rest of you're life.

I wish that the US would bomb Iran.

Off topic, but it's fucking ignorant to think the us bombing Iran(not sure what you mean here, nuclear? Regular air raids? ICBMs??) would be a good idea... The US cannot survive without the extra oil provided by the middle east - and bombing Iran would cut those ties.

Also probably lead to either world war 3, a kind of second cold war, or a nuclear winter. Or all 3.

 

[tombraider]

granted but this second headset just like the first would not work. thus putting you in the same position you were in

i wish i was the most powerful sorcerer in the world!!

 

[MasterCLiP]

Off topic, but it's fucking ignorant to think the us bombing Iran(not sure what you mean here, nuclear? Regular air raids? ICBMs??) would be a good idea... The US cannot survive without the extra oil provided by the middle east - and bombing Iran would cut those ties.

Also probably lead to either world war 3, a kind of second cold war, or a nuclear winter. Or all 3.

Me thinks he was joking?

OT: Granted! You become the most powerful sorcerer....... in WoW

I wish there was more time in the day