Corrupt A Wish

[Arcani]

granted but u die once u get it

i wish ethan was dead

 

[Ethan]

Granted...Ethan Allen dies and we can no longer replenish our funiture needs.

I wish D Wolf at kkkgaming.com had more confidence about himself.

 

[Arcani]

--finally some1 grants it i was ready to grant it to myself
granted but he has to much confidence and it ends with sniper calling dmg to ban me then the cops to put me in jail DDDDD ---plz god dont let sniper see this

i wish i had more confidence and my depression was gone

 

[MasterCLiP]

ahahaha.....ah

Granted, you get +100 speech, but now your stealth and hacking skills are in the negative

I wish I had $6,000 dollars

 

[AVC]

Granted, but you blow it all on booze and hookers.

I wish my hearing would return in my right ear.

 

[Arcani]

granted u lose it in the left

i wish i didnt put so much cajun on my jambalaya(think i spelt it right)

 

[Arcani]

lol no1? alright then
granted but ur full anyways so you cant eat anymore

i wish for this thread to be posted in more

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but so many people post in it that it shuts down the forum.

I wish math came easy to me.

 

[Arcani]

granted but all your other classes u fail in

i wish i was happier so i wouldnt be such a downer and maybe could get a life

 

[Ethan]

Granted. I don't want to corrupt that.

I wish for the amount of time I sleep, my mind would think it was double that amount.
EX: Sleep for 5 hours...mind thinks it's 10

 

[DamageINC]

Granted but your body works in reverse and thinks 5 hours is 2 1/2.

I wish i had a GIANT Henry weinhards gourmet micro brewed root beer float with orange sherbert in it.

 

[Arcani]

dmg still on that?

granted but i take it saying u should eat healthier and i give u a bannana

i wish i had a glazed donut(hey i eat healthy alot i deserve a donut)

 

[DamageINC]

Granted, but i secretly lick all the glaze off and spooge on it. You then say it's the best glazed doughnut you've ever had.

I wish i had a big ass malt shake instead of Wolf's tiny banana.

 

[AVC]

I wish i had a big ass instead of Wolf's tiny banana.

GRANTED! Hang on, does that even need corrupting?

I wish I had all day tomorrow to play COD4

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but you decide not to play..Instead, you clean up the entire house.

I wish I could walk through solid objects when I want to.

 

[DamageINC]

Granted, but your family decides to unplug and move to the Australian outback where no solid objects exist. You are also beaten up daily by a big Kangaroo you mistook for a solid object .

I wish i wasn't such a bad ass.

 

[felon]

Granted, but your family decides to unplug and move to the Australian outback where no solid objects exist. You are also beaten up daily by a big Kangaroo you mistook for a solid object .

I wish i wasn't such an ass

Once again - I wish for the same.

 

[Arcani]

granted ur even more of an ass

i wish i dmg started eating healthy - u need to watch ur weight,wanna die in like ur 60's or 70's?

 

[felon]

Getting personal. Ouch.

Damage gets healthy yet still dies at 65 did to an alien sodomizing his nose and it getting infected.

I wish wolf had more confidence; you want to die alone? (from damage for your personal comment )

 

[Arcani]

course not but i just dont have confidence i wish i did to but...

granted but i still die alone

i wish i could be a bit more appealing and that breds wish came true to