Corrupt A Wish

[Ethan]

Granted...you become a complete hottie, but you become infected with some disease and you are put into quarantine for the rest of your life.

I wish for a donut.

 

[MasterCLiP]

Granted but Damage Estes it

I wish I had super powers

 

[Arcani]

granted but its not usable on earth or the moon

i wish i didnt have to swim next week(i think i have to) well unless something happened that made me want to

 

[Ethan]

Granted...you don't swim, so you just drown.

I wish I had a dog.

 

[Arcani]

granted but it was from a very lonely person and he kills you for it

i wish i wasnt falling for banditqueen's jokes(lol she kept fooling meh -.-)

 

[tombraider]

granted but you cant laugh at any jokes anymore


i wish my gf's ex roomate was a dick!

 

[Arcani]

granted but ur gf plays with the new dick and dumps u

i wish i could stay on longer

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but you are already on so much that your eyes get fried out, and you starve.

I wish my teachers didn't give me all this homework on Super Bowl weekend.

 

[MasterCLiP]

Granted but you have to watch the super bowl at your teacher's house.

I wish the Patriots would win, I have money on them

 

[Arcani]

granted but once u get the money some1 kills you

i wish i had explosive fruit orrrr a fire-farting nazi donkey that could fly with the wings of a gryphon

 

[DamageINC]

Granted, but the donkey weighs 10000 lbs and can't fly and then out of depression farts onto a giant propane tank and kills himself.

I wish i had some king crab legs!

 

[Arcani]

granted but there so fresh they run away

i wish i had explosive fruit

 

[DamageINC]

Granted, but , well, it explodes and becomes useless bits of nothing splattered on your brand new 200$ Nikes.

I wish, really badly, the 49ers were in the Super bowl.

 

[MasterCLiP]

Granted but they are DESTROYED by the Patriots

I wish I had all the Super Bowl food all to myself

 

[Kessa]

done, but you eat so much and become so fat that kirby comes to eat you.

i wish gamestop had a better return policy :raging:

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but they go out of business, therefore waivering the policy.

I wish I could run every single game(past and future) well on my computer.

 

[Freeze]

Granted but you don't actually have the money to buy it

I wish I wouldn't be ill anymore !!

 

[Ethan]

Granted, so you die and the illness goes away.

I wish we had "thinking caps" to make learning fast, and fun!

 

[DamageINC]

Granted, but they have none in your size and therefore miss out on all the fun learning.

I wish i wasn't so full because i want some more of the nachos i just made!

 

[Kreubs]

Granted, but a swarm of flies lands in the cheese.

I wish it would warm up outside.