Corrupt A Wish

Granted...you become a complete hottie, but you become infected with some disease and you are put into quarantine for the rest of your life.

I wish for a donut.
 
granted but its not usable on earth or the moon

i wish i didnt have to swim next week(i think i have to) well unless something happened that made me want to
 
granted but it was from a very lonely person and he kills you for it

i wish i wasnt falling for banditqueen's jokes(lol she kept fooling meh -.-)
 
granted but ur gf plays with the new dick and dumps u

i wish i could stay on longer
 
Granted, but you are already on so much that your eyes get fried out, and you starve.

I wish my teachers didn't give me all this homework on Super Bowl weekend.
 
Granted but you have to watch the super bowl at your teacher's house.

I wish the Patriots would win, I have money on them
 
granted but once u get the money some1 kills you

i wish i had explosive fruit orrrr a fire-farting nazi donkey that could fly with the wings of a gryphon
 
Granted, but the donkey weighs 10000 lbs and can't fly and then out of depression farts onto a giant propane tank and kills himself.

I wish i had some king crab legs!
 
Granted, but , well, it explodes and becomes useless bits of nothing splattered on your brand new 200$ Nikes.

I wish, really badly, the 49ers were in the Super bowl.
 
Granted but they are DESTROYED by the Patriots

I wish I had all the Super Bowl food all to myself :drool:
 
done, but you eat so much and become so fat that kirby comes to eat you.

i wish gamestop had a better return policy :raging:
 
Granted, but they go out of business, therefore waivering the policy.

I wish I could run every single game(past and future) well on my computer.
 
Granted but you don't actually have the money to buy it :troll:

I wish I wouldn't be ill anymore !!
 
Granted, so you die and the illness goes away.

I wish we had "thinking caps" to make learning fast, and fun!
 
Granted, but they have none in your size and therefore miss out on all the fun learning.

I wish i wasn't so full because i want some more of the nachos i just made!
 
Granted, but a swarm of flies lands in the cheese.

I wish it would warm up outside.
 
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