Corrupt A Wish

[Ethan]

Granted, but the new 25 hour days go by in 10 second.

I wish I had an ICEE right now.

Off topic: In a way, I was a bit serious about bombing Iran. They control the U.S., threaten to cut of oil production, and they have a very extremist leader. Back in the day, a parody of the Beach Boy's "Barbara Ann" went "Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb-bomb Iran
I may sound ignorant...but the world would be a better place without Iran.

 

[PaigeBoo]

Granted! But it mealts.

I wish I could find a way to raise the $2,300 to do the 3Day 60 mile breast cancer walk this september.

 

[DamageINC]

Granted, but the day of the walk they up the fee another 2,300$ and you're dragged out in disgrace.

I wish i had a giant malt milkshake. And i mean Giant.

 

[HIBred]

Granted but it's Boo's and she charges you $2,300

I wish i could've been in New York for a very special birth

 

[AVC]

Granted, but as you are holding the baby it wees, poops, and vomits all over you. And the airline lost all your luggage.

I wish I had a decent copy of Cowboys vs Aliens to watch tonight..


PS - why not just bomb Iran with Neutron Bombs then steal all their oil?

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but it is a decent copy of a boot leg version where Harrison Ford is played by Cuba Gooding Jr.

I wish school lunches where a lot better than they are now.

 

[Kessa]

done: school lunches are now wonderful beyond words (you just cant afford them)

i wish nintendo could stop making new pokemon, or at least change Ash's voice actor.

 

[TheDude]

Granted, but Ash's voice acting is now done by Bruce Springsteen.

I wish I had friends!

 

[MassNightmare]

Granted but they only want ur money

I wish i dont wake up feelin like shit

 

[TheDude]

Granted, but you have to stop getting wasted every night.

I wish I didn't feel useless all the fricken time!!!!!!! grrr.

 

[Kreubs]

Granted, but people incessantly nag you for your help.

I wish it would stop snowing.

 

[PaigeBoo]

Granted! It stops snowing, and everything ices over.


I wish I had some food.

 

[DamageINC]

Granted, but its all 10 day old tofu that's been sitting in the sun.

I wish for more wishes.

 

[HIBred]

Granted under the stipulation that you eat ten day old Tofu

I wish I could be,under a tree ,in the Octopus' garden in the shade

 

[AVC]

Granted, but they keep playing the same Beatles song over and over and over. And over. Then you go insane.

I wish the Thai takeaway shop was open on public holidays

 

[Ethan]

Granted, the store is open, but the door is locked and no one will let you in.

I wish I could have a wonderful lunch 2 times a day.

 

[AVC]

Granted, but you have to skip dinner.

I wish it wasn't so hot in my study (no AC)

 

[MasterCLiP]

Granted but then the AC kicks on at full power and turns your study into a meat locker.

I wish I wouldn't go to sleep so late

 

[Kreubs]

Granted but you just sleep all day and turn into a couch potato.

I wish I had a husky.

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but it's a dead one.

I wish I could find a kick ass graphics card for my computer.