Corrupt A Wish

[Arcani]

granted but its closed off now and no1 can go in

i wish people can forget about the whole girlygirl thing

 

[Kreubs]

Granted but they forget about you too.

I wish I had an apple pie.

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but it has a timebimb in it, then you explode the next day.

I wish clouds were bouncy.

 

[MasterCLiP]

Granted but then planes would run into them and crash

I wish I could fluently speak Chinese

 

[PaigeBoo]

Granted. But the language dies and you are the only person who understands.

I wish my butt didn't hurt from sitting on the floor.

 

[Arcani]

granted but u have a chair to sit on and it hurts from that now

i wish my mom actually made pizza for once and it not ahve to be my dad

 

[AVC]

Granted, but it's a licorice flavoured pizza, and then has you wanting your dad had made it

I wish Qantas would give me a free upgrade to business class

 

[Arcani]

umno clue ill probs mess up) granted but....nvrm some1 else do this AVC uve ruined the corrupt a Wish thread...

 

[felon]

Granted but the business class crashes while economy are forced to land on an undiscovered island and they find massive stash of gold and jewels (oh and jet fuel so you aren't suck there, of course.)

I wish qantas gave avc a free upgrade to first class.

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but you end up becoming drunk from all the high class drinks and jump out of the plane without a parachute.

I wish math class actually mattered.

 

[Arcani]

granted but u start doing terrible in math and u fail school

i wish history was a year long...i wont have it soon enough

 

[DamageINC]

Granted but years are now measured in nano seconds.

I wish i had 100 lbs of king crab.

 

[PaigeBoo]

Granted! But you have to give it all to me.

I wish I could only take the classes I'm interested in and not all the other BS schools require.

 

[Kreubs]

Granted, but you end up not having enough credits to graduate.

I wish Ethan would realize that math class actually does matter.

 

[Ethan]

Granted, he realizes that math matters, but only the basic math as he is more interested in science.

I wish DamageINC would make me 100lbs of fresh crab legs.

 

[PaigeBoo]

Granted! But he has to give them to me. Not you.

>>Side note... Math is extremely important, higher level math isn't just about the math itself it's about problem solving skills. And if you take chem or physics most of the time you need calculus.

I wish I could choose what I dream about.

 

[AVC]

Granted, but you choose to dream about old re-runs of Gilligan's Island

I wish I had some pancakes for breakfast.

 

[PaigeBoo]

Granted, but I get to eat them while you watch hungrily.

I wish I didn't need my knee replaced.

 

[Arcani]

granted now its ur other knee

i wish i could decide either to stay at my moms or go to my dads

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but you die.

I wish math actually mattered.