Corrupt A Wish

[Ethan]

Granted, but you never have dreams so you eventually dwindle away.
I wish I had an indoor swimming pool.

 

[PaigeBoo]

Granted! But it is empty and has a hole in the bottom so it will never be full.

I wish I didn't have to do this damn calculus homework.

 

[tombraider]

granted, but now you have 8 times as much english homework.


i wish monkeys could talk

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but they talk in a language no one can understand(like they do currently)!
I wish I had a generous paying job within a half mile of my house.

 

[AVC]

Granted, but it involves taking it up the ass from an ex-convict named Bubba

I wish I didn't have to ban Ethan for reviving this thread

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but you ban me anyways, which in return, makes you regret it and become emo.

I wish I could live forever, changing to the ages I please.

 

[PaigeBoo]

Granted, but you live in a vegitative state and cannot communicate with the outside world.

I wish Kelsey didn't have cancer.

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but you never shave your head and get head lice.
(wish her the best for me btw)
I wish humans didn't get sick.

 

[Arcani]

granted but the government have to kill even more of us and they get u (idk why but most of what i say involves death :< )

i wish i had no more emotions


--if u dont get my corruption ask me

 

[Ethan]

Granted...you walk around like an automaton and get yourself killed.
I wish Star Trek was mostly real.

 

[AVC]

Granted, but you are a Klingon, and Captain Kirk fires a photon torpedo straight up your ass.

I wish they still had supersonic airline travel (damn you Concorde!)

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but then you go so fast that everyone passes out and ejects from the plane.
I wish I could shoot fire.

 

[Arcani]

granted but when u shot it u got sniper

i wish my crush would notice me

 

[MasterCLiP]

Granted she notices you picking your nose :3

I wish we had flying cars

 

[Kreubs]

Granted but they only fly 6 inches off the ground

I wish we had space elevators

 

[HIBred]

Granted but you get stuck on the 8,003rd floor

i wish i could be in two places at once

 

[Arcani]

granted but u can only be in the 2 worst places on earth

i wish i had another chicken wrap

 

[Ethan]

Granted but the chicken is old and makes you sick for eternity.
I wish I could freeze time.

 

[Arcani]

granted but when u freeze time u freeze urself and every1 else and theres no way to unfreeze it

i wish i had more milk so i can make hot chocolate(i love the way i make it)

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but it's powdered milk and mixed with some hobo's sperm (IDK if you would like that or not).
I wish I had to money to buy any kind of clothes I want.