Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you can't understand anyone so humanity dies.
I wish I had more time to play CoD.
 
Granted!
But you drop out of school, lose your job, your friends, and your fiance.

I wish I had a bed behind my desk here at work instead of a chair, lol
 
Granted!
You have a bed of nails behind your desk instead of a chair.

I wish I could take a nap
 
Granted, but some1 steals it and leaves you an I.O.U note.

i wish bill gates could give me 0.1% of his money.
 
Granted, but you have to donate it all to charities.

I wish I would go ask the girl in my art class out.
 
Granted!
But it turns out she is the tranny that molested me in the locker room.

I wish Ebay fees were cheaper.
 
Granted, but all the crap you buy off of it is broken.

I wish I had a homework machine.
 
*give ethan a hw machine* but it writes all the answers in a language that cant be decoded.

i wish i had a better imagination :happy:
 
Granted. An extra minute is added to everyday, but it just so happens that in that extra time, you get hit by a bus.
 
Done! its just the shell though

i wish i had my own smiley like :Pwn: and Nitroz :3
 
Granted, but the smiley is so small that no one can see it.

I wish STDs were not real. :troll:
 
Granted, so you move on to Brittany Spears, then you get hit by a bus on the way to her concert.

I wish Lady Gaga wasn't a man.
 
Granted, so you become a real whore and get an STD.

I wish we had subway for school lunch.
 
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