Corrupt A Wish

[Ethan]

Granted, she is a very hot chick(tranny)... I wish people could talk backwards.

 

[Goss400]

Granted, but you can't understand anyone so humanity dies.
I wish I had more time to play CoD.

 

[AVC]

Granted!
But you drop out of school, lose your job, your friends, and your fiance.

I wish I had a bed behind my desk here at work instead of a chair, lol

 

[PaigeBoo]

Granted!
You have a bed of nails behind your desk instead of a chair.

I wish I could take a nap

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but you nap forever.

I wish I could get an awesome new laptop.

 

[Kessa]

Granted, but some1 steals it and leaves you an I.O.U note.

i wish bill gates could give me 0.1% of his money.

 

[MasterCLiP]

Granted, but you have to donate it all to charities.

I wish I would go ask the girl in my art class out.

 

[AVC]

Granted!
But it turns out she is the tranny that molested me in the locker room.

I wish Ebay fees were cheaper.

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but all the crap you buy off of it is broken.

I wish I had a homework machine.

 

[Kessa]

*give ethan a hw machine* but it writes all the answers in a language that cant be decoded.

i wish i had a better imagination

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but your imagination takes control of you. Inception
I wish I had more time

 

[Ethan]

Granted. An extra minute is added to everyday, but it just so happens that in that extra time, you get hit by a bus.

 

[Goss400]

I'll just put a wish then....
I wish I could have a Mac Pro...

 

[Kessa]

Done! its just the shell though

i wish i had my own smiley like wn: and Nitroz :3

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but the smiley is so small that no one can see it.

I wish STDs were not real.

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but then you get hit by a bus

I wish I wasn't so infatuated with Ke$ha

 

[Ethan]

Granted, so you move on to Brittany Spears, then you get hit by a bus on the way to her concert.

I wish Lady Gaga wasn't a man.

 

[The Moment]

Granted, she rapes you anyways

I wish I wasn't a post whore

 

[Ethan]

Granted, so you become a real whore and get an STD.

I wish we had subway for school lunch.

 

[AVC]

Granted, but you are so busy munching away at it, you step in front of a bus.

I wish I got hit by a bus.