Corrupt A Wish

Ethan

Captain
Former Krew Member
Granted, but you do not follow them correctly!

I wish that McDonalds tasted better.
 

Kessa

|KKK|'s Sheep Herder
Former Krew Member
done, but now every other fast food resturaunt taste horrible

i wish my fps would increase to over 9000
 

Titoezz

Second Lieutenant
|K3| Member
/me buys Kessa 1 GIANT graphics card with 100 gig ram lol. But its for mac only.

I wish i never lied about my personality.
 

Ethan

Captain
Former Krew Member
Granted, but now we don't really know about your hot gf and real name, which is Titus! AWESOME!

I wish the United State's economy was fixed.
 

BriAn79

Second Lieutenant
Former Krew Member
Granted, unfortunatley it's not and there's ALOT that needs to be done..

I wish you didn't have to use headlights at night.
 

Ethan

Captain
Former Krew Member
Granted, so you don't, but you get involved in a hit and run of the vice president and get executed.

I wish I had a king sized bed.
 

Cent0

Lieutenant Colonel
|K3| Member
wait then his wish wasn't granted Brian... LOL. granted , but you crash and kill ourself. I wish I can find my long sox!
 

Ethan

Captain
Former Krew Member
Granted, but they constrict your feet, which requires them to be cut off.

I wish Cent0 wouldn't post so close to me, and I still wish for a king sized bed.
 

Kessa

|KKK|'s Sheep Herder
Former Krew Member
*gives ethan a king sized bed* to bad its made out of nose hair

i wouldnt forget things so easily ><''
 

The Moment

|K3|Recruit Admin
|K3| Executive
granted, but then you remember everything and your brain explodes from the sheer volume of knowledge...

I wish people weren't so disgusting
 

BriAn79

Second Lieutenant
Former Krew Member
Granted, but there will always be slobs and porn..

I wish Cento for once would make sense.
 

Cent0

Lieutenant Colonel
|K3| Member
dude wtf i posted at the same time as ethan and i was answering your answer. -___-
granted, but he out smarts you so much now that you get embaressed.
i wish brian was cooler
 

Kessa

|KKK|'s Sheep Herder
Former Krew Member
brian becomes so cool that he freezes to death and cent is excuted for making a murderous wish

i wish i had a portal gun!! :showoff: *that doesnt malfunction and explode*
 

PaigeBoo

|KKK|s wise lesbian
Former Krew Member
Granted, but alas, it is just a replica and belongs in a museum.

I wish I could end poverty...
 

Ethan

Captain
Former Krew Member
Granted, you unleash a nuclear bomb ending all of the poverty in the world. I wish I could sleep in on school days.
 

Kessa

|KKK|'s Sheep Herder
Former Krew Member
your school explodes so now you can sleep in, but now you have to help rebuild your school.

i wish i didnt have to do 3 weeks of hw today....
 

PaigeBoo

|KKK|s wise lesbian
Former Krew Member
Granted! But you fail your classes, drop out of school, and become homeless.


I wish I wasn't in this boring lecture
 

Kessa

|KKK|'s Sheep Herder
Former Krew Member
it becomes an exciting lecture! you become so excited that you smile so big and wode you cant stop >w<

i wish dragons were real! and they all obeyed meh XD
 

PaigeBoo

|KKK|s wise lesbian
Former Krew Member
I must say... That was a great corruption of my wish!!! I love it :giggle:

You're wish has been granted, however you are limited to telling the dragons to sit or stay.

I wish I had a kitten!
 

Kessa

|KKK|'s Sheep Herder
Former Krew Member
*gives paige a kitten* its shaved though

i wish i could shuffle like a boss ^^
 
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