Corrupt A Wish

[Ethan]

Granted, but you do not follow them correctly!

I wish that McDonalds tasted better.

 

[Kessa]

done, but now every other fast food resturaunt taste horrible

i wish my fps would increase to over 9000

 

[Titoezz]

/me buys Kessa 1 GIANT graphics card with 100 gig ram lol. But its for mac only.

I wish i never lied about my personality.

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but now we don't really know about your hot gf and real name, which is Titus! AWESOME!

I wish the United State's economy was fixed.

 

[BriAn79]

Granted, unfortunatley it's not and there's ALOT that needs to be done..

I wish you didn't have to use headlights at night.

 

[Ethan]

Granted, so you don't, but you get involved in a hit and run of the vice president and get executed.

I wish I had a king sized bed.

 

[Cent0]

wait then his wish wasn't granted Brian... LOL. granted , but you crash and kill ourself. I wish I can find my long sox!

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but they constrict your feet, which requires them to be cut off.

I wish Cent0 wouldn't post so close to me, and I still wish for a king sized bed.

 

[Kessa]

*gives ethan a king sized bed* to bad its made out of nose hair

i wouldnt forget things so easily ><''

 

[The Moment]

granted, but then you remember everything and your brain explodes from the sheer volume of knowledge...

I wish people weren't so disgusting

 

[BriAn79]

Granted, but there will always be slobs and porn..

I wish Cento for once would make sense.

 

[Cent0]

dude wtf i posted at the same time as ethan and i was answering your answer. -___-
granted, but he out smarts you so much now that you get embaressed.
i wish brian was cooler

 

[Kessa]

brian becomes so cool that he freezes to death and cent is excuted for making a murderous wish

i wish i had a portal gun!! :showoff: *that doesnt malfunction and explode*

 

[PaigeBoo]

Granted, but alas, it is just a replica and belongs in a museum.

I wish I could end poverty...

 

[Ethan]

Granted, you unleash a nuclear bomb ending all of the poverty in the world. I wish I could sleep in on school days.

 

[Kessa]

your school explodes so now you can sleep in, but now you have to help rebuild your school.

i wish i didnt have to do 3 weeks of hw today....

 

[PaigeBoo]

Granted! But you fail your classes, drop out of school, and become homeless.


I wish I wasn't in this boring lecture

 

[Kessa]

it becomes an exciting lecture! you become so excited that you smile so big and wode you cant stop >w<

i wish dragons were real! and they all obeyed meh

 

[PaigeBoo]

I must say... That was a great corruption of my wish!!! I love it

You're wish has been granted, however you are limited to telling the dragons to sit or stay.

I wish I had a kitten!

 

[Kessa]

*gives paige a kitten* its shaved though

i wish i could shuffle like a boss ^^