Corrupt A Wish

[Caveadsum]

There you are. Have fun...

I wish that I wasn't so happy and content that I could think of something to wish for in this silly thread and yet not be too dissapointed when it's delivered to me after it's been nuked or something.

 

[BriAn79]

I wish you didn't show me that very very sad picture.. :sadcry:

 

[Kessa]

granted ill just show you this instead

i wish this thread got revived

 

[Ethan]

Granted, I revive it!

I wish I could super jump around everywhere.

 

[Kessa]

granted but you jumped so high that you flew to pandora and suffocated.

i wish i had a indestructable flying car

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but it only travels 0.111111111mph.

I wish I had a spicy Italian sub right now.

 

[PaigeBoo]

Granted but you can't eat it!

I wish I could buy my motorcycle now

 

[Kessa]

done! but its just a bicycle with a fail engine

i wish i didnt have bad luck

 

[DamageINC]

Granted, but you had to sell your soul to satan.

I wish Brian played the game right.

 

[PaigeBoo]

Done! But you lose to him every game.

I wish I had a gaming comp

 

[Kessa]

*poof* you have a gaming comp, but your dad trades it for some pants

i wish aimbot was real, and only i could use it |

 

[PaigeBoo]

*alacazam* aimbot is real and only you can use it, but cannot touch any weapons of any kind.

I wish I had a wish

 

[DamageINC]

Done, but you got a wish that was already granted and is therefore useless.

I wish i had bigger wiener.

 

[Cent0]

Done, but having a small wiener is THE thing now, so no girls want u. I wish my back healed.

 

[DamageINC]

Done, but now people walk backwards and your front hurts, which is now your back.

I wish upon a star.

 

[Kessa]

you wish a upon a star, but the star doesnt know what you want so nothing happens.

i wish i could hitch hike with aliens

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but they have to drop you off in the middle of space.

I wish a owned a soda fountain.

 

[PaigeBoo]

Granted, but it only gives you water.

I wish I had some chips...

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but they are stale and make you sick.

I wish we could all have a cookout!

 

[BriAn79]

Granted, but the hose for the propane tank has a leak and explodes.

I wish I could read directions correctly..