Corrupt A Wish

[Ethan]

Granted, but you shuffle right off the face out the Earth.

I wish my computer was 10x better and could run Battlefield 3.

 

[BriAn79]

Granted but when you try to run it, it smokes, burns up and melts to the ground.

I wish Charlize Theron was my wife

 

[DamageINC]

Granted, but she had a sex change operation without your knowledge before marrying you.

I wish i had 1000 more wishes.

 

[Trasgu]

granted, however in your first battle u trip and fall and are humiliated in fron of everyone.

I wish I was an admin to kill this thread ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!

 

[DamageINC]

That corruption made no sense in relation to my wish..

Granted, but to become admin you must start and post in 1000 more threads with a 1000 diff forum games.

I wish people weren't such BS posers.

 

[Ethan]

Granted, all the posers in the world come out of the closet as gay, and swarm you.

I wish I could shuffle!

 

[Trasgu]

just for the record, that post I did was supposed to be an aswer to kessa. For some reason it lagged 5 hours behind... :S. Just delete both that post and this 1 please.

 

[Kessa]

i wish i could shuffle like a boss ^^

ethan learns how to shuffle so pro like, that the goverment decides he shouldnt be able to show the public his skills anymore. eventually they assasinate you :shooting:

i wish ppl wouldnt copy mah wishes <.<

 

[Ethan]

Granted, so no body else every listens to you again, or agrees with you for that matter.

I wish we sweated hand sanitizer.

 

[MasterCLiP]

Granted, but you get alcohol poisoning from food you ate with your hands.

I wish men didn't have finger or toe nails, they're pretty useless and mostly are just annoying.

 

[H1pFiR3]

I wish I could live forever

 

[Ethan]

@Master Granted, but gems just get inside our fingers and kill us with ease lol. @H1P Granted, you live forever in a coma. I wish I could party with friends everytime a big football game comes on.

 

[H1pFiR3]

Granted, but ur friends are zombies and hated football and eat ur brains out!

I wish that i could think of a wish

 

[Ethan]

Granted. You wish that you win a million dollars, but it ends up it was stolen, and you get life in prison.

I wish my life was a fantasy game!

 

[AVC]

Granted, but it is a fantasy game involving anal intruders, and no lube!

I wish my garage would tidy itself up

 

[PaigeBoo]

Granted! But now you can't move anything from it's place.

I wish my 5k would be sooner.

 

[felon]

nvm, delete this pl0x.

 

[AVC]

Granted, your 5k is tomorrow, but you are so unprepared, you come in last.

I wish for it not to rain on my ride home

 

[PaigeBoo]

Granted, instead it hails!

I wish I had my motorcycle, in perfect condition, and i could ride it whenever I want.

 

[AVC]

hehe, nice

Granted! But your knees are in such bad shape from the 5k, that you cant ride.

I wish to get molested by some hot chick in the locker room on my way out of work.