Corrupt A Wish

[The Moment]

Granted, but then you die.

I wish I could have more sleep

 

[Kessa]

granted but you sleep walk, highjack a bus, and ride down a cliff.

i wish trag would admit defeat already and give me the 10$ he owes me........:nyancat:

 

[Arcani]

granted but its ripped up to a million peices and unusable

i wish i was short....and btw cent0 i saw oen of ur old posts KESSA IS NOTHING LIKE ME!!

 

[Kessa]

*poof* poodle turns into an ant.

i wish i could go in and out of computers whenever i please

 

[The Moment]

granted, you can only get on ebay

i wish i didnt have to write this paper

 

[PaigeBoo]

Granted, you have to sing the paper instead.

I wish i knew what religion to study for my project

 

[The Moment]

Granted, you have to study devil worship and become a pawn of satan

I wish i didnt have this headache

 

[Ethan]

Granted, Your head explodes, so now you no longer have a headache.

I wish there was an escalator for every hill I have to run up.

 

[Kacey]

Granted, but it's a down escalator.
I wish that the internet in this cabin I'm staying in was faster :/

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but it is faster at being slow.

I wish for unlimited hot wings, just the way I like them.

 

[Nabil]

granted! but before i continue, wow this thread is still alive and mighty. Ok on topic,
But all the birds die.

I wish I had Unifi.

 

[Trasgu]

god dammit, another revive. It must be the 4th time already....

 

[MasterCLiP]

Corrupt a wish never gets old

Granted but it turns into a black hole and engulfs you.

I wish I had a light saber and the power of the 'Force'

 

[BriAn79]

Granted, but when you use it you disappear into nothingness..

I wish every single channel in the world was HD

 

[AVC]

Granted, but you only have an old CRT low res TV to watch them on.

I wish is was "Females Go To Work Nude day" today

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but just because the day is designated for them doesn't mean they show up. They all get sick and stay home, which is still a win in a way.

I wish my school assignments did themselves for me and got A's.

 

[Kessa]

granted they ''did'' themselves and repopulated then eventually take over the world.

i wish i owned the triforce and could control it..... and Ganon was my slave

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but you marry Zelda, and have a boy, who turns evil after being manipulated by Ganon. He eventually steals the triforce, becoming ruler of Koriki Forest, and burning the rest of Hyrule Field.

 

[Ethan]

I wish this thread gets revived again.

 

[Arcani]

granted but one of the kkk members get pissed about it and kills you

i wish i didnt need any sleep