Corrupt A Wish

[Arcani]

first no i would not
2nd -

granted but every time u buy new clothes they catch on fire(thats what u get for saying that )

i wish i could control a demon army so i can kill ethan repeatedly with them and he can nvr escape my grasp and will stay dead for eternity - or till im bored

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but every time I die, you get raped in the ass by some prison mates, so you decide to not kill me.

I wish for some ice cream.

 

[Arcani]

granted but it was poisoned by sniper because she is gunna go out with *put name of person you hate here* instead and couldnt tell u

i wish i knew who ethan hated

rofl

 

[Ethan]

Granted, you learn and then forget within a half second.

I wish I was Santa.

 

[Arcani]

granted but u got stuck in a chimney and when ur found the next day ur put in jail for breaking into a house

i wish i was better looking - idk im running out of stuff to say

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but boys are more attracted to you than girls.

I wish someone else would join us.

 

[Kreubs]

Granted, but your computer will crash and you won't be able to post.

I wish I had a plate of chocolate chip cookies.

 

[Arcani]

granted but some1 takes the plate right out of ur hands

i wish i wasnt so tired

 

[517Houston]

Granted, you get a lifetime giftcard to Homo Harry's Shemale Clothing Boutique

I wish I had a 18 year old Oriental slave girl

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but she runs away before anything happens.
I wish it would snow.

 

[Arcani]

granted but it was only one snow flake

i wish i could find something to do

--i am soo running outta wishes

 

[tombraider]

granted but the only thing you have to do is finding something to do

i wish the government wasnt so stupid

 

[Arcani]

granted but the government becomes to smart finds a way through every single law and are able to control everything in north america LEGALLY and no1 can argue against them (good job )

i wish i knew what to wish for for my next 30 wishes

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but they are all corrupted.

I wish American would pay off all the debt.

 

[tombraider]

granted, you dont have to study as much this weekend but you now have have to study 8 times harder for the rest of your life!!!!


i wish i had a girlfriend :foreveralone:

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but she is ugly and gives you a few STD's

I wish I knew everyting about a computer.

 

[Arcani]

granted but the government steals u when ur asleep and have studies on u because u r to smart to be human

i wish I had a girlfriend - mainly *person name that i will never tell you and if u corrupt this wish youll wish uve nvr been born*

 

[Ethan]

Granted but 1. Your girlfriend ends up being a slut with a penis aka (Girlygirl), and 2. You cannot make 2 wishes.

I wish for some hot wings.

 

[MasterCLiP]

Granted, but they're Pizza Hut hot wings

I wish I had WINGS (the flying type)

 

[PaigeBoo]

Granted! But they were clipped at birth, thus you cannot fly.

I wish the student lounge wasn't so crowded and loud.