Corrupt A Wish

[Ethan]

Granted, but all the polar ice caps melt and everyone dies from a massive flood.

I wish I had a piece of red velvet cake to eat.

 

[DamageINC]

Granted, but the piece is so small you need a microscope to see it.

I wish i hadn't of eaten extra nachos .

 

[Ethan]

Granted, I eat the nachos! (YUM).

I wish DamageINC would make se some nachos and teleport them to me.

 

[Arcani]

granted but they had the flies all over em from earlier

i wish for a flying donkey that could make glazed donuts

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but the donkey can only fly 1mm off the ground, and it makes glazed poop donuts.

I wish I had a awesome king sized bed.

 

[Rival]

Granted, but you have to share it with Damage.

I wish I had better grades...

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but you die. (Classic corrupt).

I wish I went to a better school and made awesome grades there.

 

[Rival]

Granted, but you'll get bullied.

I wish S4 was up...

 

[Freeze]

Granted but you have to stay in to learn for your test week.

I wish Rival would correct every mistake I made :wavespin:

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but you never learn from your mistakes and die.

I wish I could finish my homework properly in 10 minutes.

 

[DamageINC]

Granted, but since you can do homework so fast, the teacher labels you a genius and assigns you 10 hours of AP college level coursework.

I wish upon a star.

 

[AVC]

Granted, but sitting on a firey red giant burns you to ashes.

I wish the entire planet got sucked in to a black hole and is crushed down to the size of an atom.

 

[felon]

Granted, but everything else also gets downsized, and so life stays the same.

 

[Ethan]

I wish Felon would remember to make a wish. Granted, but he dies.

I wish I could draw well.

 

[Rival]

Granted, but you can only draw well with pencils that contain instead of ink.

I wish I could come up with something to wish...

 

[AVC]

Granted, you wish you were ghey.

I wish I wasn't feeling like crap.

 

[Ethan]

Granted, you feel worse than crap.

I wish there was more time in a day.

 

[Kreubs]

Granted, but school time is extended too.

I wish I had a bag of M&M's.

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but they are the ones with peanuts inside, and you figure out you have an allergy.

I wish my school had snack time!

 

[Rival]

Granted, but you'll all have to eat snails.

I wish I could have pizza for dinner tonight.