Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but all the polar ice caps melt and everyone dies from a massive flood.

I wish I had a piece of red velvet cake to eat.
 
Granted, but the piece is so small you need a microscope to see it.

I wish i hadn't of eaten extra nachos XD.
 
Granted, I eat the nachos! (YUM).

I wish DamageINC would make se some nachos and teleport them to me.
 
granted but they had the flies all over em from earlier

i wish for a flying donkey that could make glazed donuts
 
Granted, but the donkey can only fly 1mm off the ground, and it makes glazed poop donuts.

I wish I had a awesome king sized bed.
 
Granted, but you die. (Classic corrupt).

I wish I went to a better school and made awesome grades there.
 
Granted but you have to stay in to learn for your test week.

I wish Rival would correct every mistake I made :wavespin:
 
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Granted, but you never learn from your mistakes and die.

I wish I could finish my homework properly in 10 minutes.
 
Granted, but since you can do homework so fast, the teacher labels you a genius and assigns you 10 hours of AP college level coursework.

I wish upon a star.
 
Granted, but sitting on a firey red giant burns you to ashes.

I wish the entire planet got sucked in to a black hole and is crushed down to the size of an atom.
 
I wish Felon would remember to make a wish. Granted, but he dies. :)

I wish I could draw well.
 
Granted, but you can only draw well with pencils that contain :poop: instead of ink. :oops:

I wish I could come up with something to wish...
 
Granted, but they are the ones with peanuts inside, and you figure out you have an allergy.

I wish my school had snack time!
 
Granted, but you'll all have to eat snails.

I wish I could have pizza for dinner tonight.
 
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