Corrupt A Wish

granted, but it rapes your face. (root is australian for sex)

i wish i had a panda helmet.
 
Granted. But you get some weird flavored beer that you don't like.

I wish for a pretty pink pony.
 
Granted, but it dies after living with you for a single minute.

I wish Christmas break was longer.
 
Granted, but you fail school and work in the fast food industry for the rest of your life.

I wish Moment didn't wish he didn't have finals.
 
Granted, you have to work in the sex industry. As a taker, not a giver.

I wish that I could find the fooking toiletries bag I've been looking for the past 2 days, I fly Saturday dammit!
 
Granted. But the Exam is now in Latin.

I wish I had some mountain dew right now


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Mountain dew can dissolve a penny. Imagine what it does to your teeth.

But! Beer saved western civilization on numerous occasions ovrr the past 4 thousand years.
 
@Nick - Granted, but you bought a bad batch and it has no gas.

I wish PwnSauce knew how to play this game...
 
Granted, but he still ruins the thread anyways.

I wish I was very good as basketball.
 
granted but theres no more christmas thanx alot

i wish i was a dragon-wolf hybrid
 
Granted, but then you'd be a 40 something Hawaii'n with two heads :K

I wish this fkn cough would go away!
 
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