Corrupt A Wish

[Sheldon]

......

Granted, your penis is bigger now.

We all know you didn't wanna say it out loud

I wish I had a new phone

PS: Im back, had finals in school, and other shit... Like my dad has to get surgery shit.

 

[Jack]

Granted, your computer breaks.

I wish I had my car with me.

 

[Jack]

Wait, didn't load sheldons wish.
OT: Granted, but its made of poo.

previous wish still stands.

 

[Predator']

Granted but it drives of cliff.

I wish I got paid more at work.

 

[Sheldon]

Granted, but you get paid in horse shit.

I wish.my phone wasnt made of poo

 

[Predator']

Granted its made of shit instead

I wish I had teh 1,000,000,000,000,000,0000,0000,0000,0000,0000000000000,00000000000000 rice beansa

 

[Jack]

Granted, but its now made of cheese.

I wish our alcohol was as cheap as America.

 

[Sheldon]

Granted, but it's rubbing alcohol..

I wish my phone wasn't made of shit

 

[Predator']

Granted its made of sheldork instead

I wish I had an iphone

 

[Sheldon]

Granted, but it's gay, and always talks to you in a male seductive voice, and tries to rape you, so you throw it away.

I wish my mothertrucking phone was fucking made of normal stuff that you put in fucking phones... -.-

Fuck that up!

 

[Jack]

Granted but you don't have hands, mouth or ears, so a phone is useless.

I wish I had more money

 

[Sheldon]

Granted, but it all burns right when you touch it.

I wish I had ears, hands, and a mouth so I could use my phone.

 

[Predator']

Granted but then you dont have a phone.

I wish I had a sign for those moments when a is nessacary

 

[Jack]

Granted, but none else can see it.

I wish I had enough money to go over seas.

 

[Predator']

Granted but you have swim.

I wish I had a real sniper

 

[Jack]

Granted, but bullets are $1000 each.

I wish I had enough money to go overseas on a plane.

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but the plane takes you to a deserted island, and you are never heard from again.

I wish the severs were like they used to be...orderly and populated!

 

[Jack]

Granted, but there populated by hackers named orderly.

I wish more people on this forum played BF3 on xbox.

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but the world ends.


I wish I had an ice cream shop inside my house.

 

[Kacey]

Granted, but the world ends.


I wish I had an ice cream shop inside my house.

Granted. However, a fire breaks out and the ice cream melts. You get stuck to a wall with melted ice cream and die.