Corrupt A Wish

Granted but you break your legs in a horrible car accident, ending up in a wheel chair and ending you 'professional' driver career.

I wish I owned an Audi R8
 
Granted but I steal it and have no repercussions.

I wish I had a helicopter.
 
Granted, but you have no idea how to fly it so it just rusts and falls apart.

I wish I owned a Major League Baseball team.
 
Granted, but you own the worst one. and they get In a bus crash so it becomes the world worst baseball team and they're all disabled.

I wish I wasn't sick
 
Granted, but one of your friends goes crazy and cuts it all to pieces.

I wish it weren't so hot outside.
 
Done! A fairy comes and poofs you to the top of Mount. Everest

I wish, I wish, with all my heart.
To fly with Dragons, in a land apart. :giggle:
 
Granted, but they eat you.

I think wishing I wasn't sick jinxed myself cause now I is worse..

so I wish everyone was as sick as me.
 
Granted, but it can only be spent on male strippers.

I wish I had fried chicken.
 
El Diablo said:
Granted, but they eat you.

I think wishing I wasn't sick jinxed myself cause now I is worse..

so I wish everyone was as sick as me.
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fu, now im sick =n=

OT: Granted, but it taste horrible. I wish I had $500 right naow
 
Stupid sickness getting transferred through the internet. Haha

OT: Granted, but it can only be spent bird seed.

I wish Australia wasn't so big so I could visit my friends more often.
 
Granted, Australia gets smaller, but you end up having no friends

I wish I had a new blackberry
 
Granted, but you're in Russia so the pizza eats you!

I wish I had a (working) iPhone 5.
 
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