Corrupt A Wish

[Jack]

Epic, this is where you make a wish.

 

[ponyboy]

granted but then u die by epicness

i wish i could eat chicken wings

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but only the feathers.

I wish I was a professional driver.

 

[Nate]

Granted but you break your legs in a horrible car accident, ending up in a wheel chair and ending you 'professional' driver career.

I wish I owned an Audi R8

 

[Jack]

Granted but I steal it and have no repercussions.

I wish I had a helicopter.

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but you have no idea how to fly it so it just rusts and falls apart.

I wish I owned a Major League Baseball team.

 

[Jack]

Granted, but you own the worst one. and they get In a bus crash so it becomes the world worst baseball team and they're all disabled.

I wish I wasn't sick

 

[Kessa]

Granted, you die.

I wish I could finish my Dragon Quest game

 

[Kreubs]

Granted, but one of your friends goes crazy and cuts it all to pieces.

I wish it weren't so hot outside.

 

[Kessa]

Done! A fairy comes and poofs you to the top of Mount. Everest

I wish, I wish, with all my heart.
To fly with Dragons, in a land apart.

 

[Jack]

Granted, but they eat you.

I think wishing I wasn't sick jinxed myself cause now I is worse..

so I wish everyone was as sick as me.

 

[SteelHorse]

Granted, but then everyone dies end of story.

I wish i had a million dollars

 

[Jack]

Granted, but it can only be spent on male strippers.

I wish I had fried chicken.

 

[Kessa]

Granted, but they eat you.

I think wishing I wasn't sick jinxed myself cause now I is worse..

so I wish everyone was as sick as me.

fu, now im sick =n=

OT: Granted, but it taste horrible. I wish I had $500 right naow

 

[Jack]

Stupid sickness getting transferred through the internet. Haha

OT: Granted, but it can only be spent bird seed.

I wish Australia wasn't so big so I could visit my friends more often.

 

[Nate]

Granted, Australia gets smaller, but you end up having no friends

I wish I had a new blackberry

 

[Jack]

Granted, but its a fruit blackberry.

I wish I was the Dragonborn...

 

[Cryogenic Flare]

Granted, but now Everything is going to attack you

I wish for a pizza...

 

[WaLLy]

Granted, but you're in Russia so the pizza eats you!

I wish I had a (working) iPhone 5.

 

[Kreubs]

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish I had root beer.