Corrupt A Wish

[Predator']

I thought i did my bad

Granted but they are just small stones floating in space.

I wish i was a cosmonaut

 

[Jack]

Granted, but in turn, you lose the ability to read,


I wish I had Kate Bekinsale

 

[Predator']

Mee too

OT: Granted but she gets fat.

I wish i haz Jennifer Anniston

 

[Jack]

Granted but she leaves you for me.

I wish I had penelope Cruze

 

[Predator']

Granted she dies.

I wish i haz beats by dre studio

 

[Nate]

Granted but the high quality sound is too powerful and liquefies your brain.

I wish i had a brand new MSI HD 7870 Graphics card

 

[Predator']

Granted but the high qaulity graphics liquefy your brain.

I wish i had a teddy bear.

 

[Jack]

Granted, but you forget that its not food and eat it.

I wish all these train rides didn't take so long.

 

[Predator']

Granted they kick you off the train for suggesting they go faster and you have to walk.

I wish shellfish still had a life

 

[Jack]

I wish that hot girl on the train is on the same plane as me tomorrow.

 

[Predator']

Granted. But she has a penis.

I wish it was still snowing tomorrow

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but it is flesh-eating snow, and it traps you in the house.

I wish everything was the same about me except that I'd have Kenyan running genes.

 

[Predator']

Granted but you cant stop running.

I wish i was the flash

 

[Nate]

Granted, but you wake up after only to realize it was just a dream
I wish i had some BBQ ribs right now

 

[Predator']

Granted but they are made out of the hottest BBQ sauce in the world and your head explodes

I wish i had an apple

 

[Jack]

Granted, but its made of Balls.

I wish it was tomorrow already.

 

[Predator']

Granted but it is then the tomorrow of tomorrow and so on....

I wish I had a spaceship.

 

[Jack]

Granted, but you fly into the sun.

now that its tomorrow, I wish it was tonight already.

 

[Predator']

Granted but you cant see anything and you walk off a cliff.

I wish I had DoTa 2

 

[Deac0n]

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