Corrupt A Wish

[Jack]

Granted, but it breaks.

I wish I worked in a pub.

ps thanks pred

 

[Predator']

Granted but all the beer taps break and you drown in beer

I wish I had a better phone.

 

[Jack]

Well, FYI pred, I started working at a pub tonight and no beer taps broke. Haha

granted, but it falls into the toilet and you shit on it.

I wish I had a good gaming computer.

 

[IronGirl]

Granted, but overheats, explodes, and blows your dick off *boom*

I wish Apple would be niice and give me a free macbook air!

 

[Kreubs]

Granted, but they sue your family for everything and you are left homeless.

I wish Rival weren't such a edobear:.

 

[Jack]

Back with the dick blowing off of, classic.

granted, he switches his interests to older guys and keeps you in his dungeon.

I wish painballing was cheaper.

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but all you can buy is a spring-action gun, along with paintballs made of bread.

I wish tattoos were painless, and quick/easy to remove.

 

[Predator']

Granted but you are covered in Butterfly tatoos ( I dunno if your into that or not

I wish my neighbour would shut his dog up.

 

[Jack]

Granted, but he gets an elephant instead.

I wish Wendys in Australia was the same as American wendys .

 

[Predator']

Granted you get fat and haz to roll everywhere.

I wish my neighbour had elephant (how cool would that be!!!)

 

[Jack]

Granted but it poos everywhere and it ruins your bearings because you skate through it.

I wish burgers didn't make you fat.

 

[Predator']

Granted. They make you anorexic instead.

I wish i had a self heating toilet seat

 

[Jack]

Granted but it burns your ass.

I.wish I had a quadrotor .

 

[Predator']

Granted but it flys into you and chops your dick off. :lol:

yI wish the Australian Server had snipers only

 

[Jack]

granted, but i join and shoot your dick off.

i wish my dick never gets choppped off.

 

[Predator']

Granted. Everyone decided to go back in time to when you were born and you born without a dick so there was never anything to chop off

I wish haz teh lolcatz/

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but then you die from laughing so much.

I wish my new motherboard will be installed by the time I get home on Sunday

 

[IronGirl]

Granted, but then your dad accidentally drops your comp in the toilet

I wish my room would clean itself

 

[Predator']

Granted but it cleans itself by lighting everything on fire.

 

[Ethan]

Make a wish, dummy.


I wish other planets would be colonized during my lifetime.