Corrupt A Wish

[SteelHorse]

Granted, but then he eats u.

I wish my school would jst give me a degree in chemistry.

 

[Jack]

Haha, the main reason I did that wish was to see what non-Australians would say. its a state in Australia, not a land with the queen. Haha.

OT: Granted but its very disloyal and ends up being my pet.

I wish my house was made of Candy!

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Hmmm, it didn't load Steels wish.

Granted, but the degree is in Spanish and everyone thinks is a fake.

my previous wish still stands.

 

[IronGirl]

granted. but yomama eatz it....

i wish i could live underwater

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but it decides to have you for a snack.

I wish the scrim goes smoothly tonight.

 

[IronGirl]

Granted. untill a giant bug in CoD4 makes monster aliens appear and wreck the scrim.

i wish i could re-wind time

 

[Predator']

Granted, It eats you. <------ Pretty simple

I wish we had a shotty and c4 server

 

[Jack]

Is everyone granting the polar bear wish still? Haha.

Granted, but everyone realise how gay it is.

I wish I had BF3

 

[Predator']

Granted, but everyone realise how gay it is.

stuff you diablo it would be awesome

granted but it destroys everything you have ever known <------ Revenge for hating on shotty c4 server idea.

i wish i was a jedi

 

[Jack]

Haha, I was kidding, it actually sounds pretty fun.

granted but you accidently turn on your lightsaber while its on your waist and cut your dick off.

I wish I had a desert eagle.

 

[Predator']

That is truly a good corrupt

Granted but it misfires and shoots YOUR dick off.

I wish i had a turban.

 

[Jack]

I had a feeling your response would be the same lol.

Granted, but the airport think your a terrorist and never let you fly anywhere.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

 

[Predator']

Of course haha

Granted but your head explodes so you have a bigger headache now

I wish I had the secret World

 

[Jack]

Granted, but the next time you leave the house you get hit by a car.

I wish I had xbox live.

 

[Predator']

Granted you pay 1,000,000,000 dollars for it and then every xbox you own breaks instantly

I wish i had a car

 

[Jack]

Granted, but unless you buy my car you'll have a fatal accident.

I wish I had an As50

 

[Sheldon]

Granted, but it breaks

I wish I had a p90

 

[IronGirl]

granted. but it is a toy p90

i wish my pool was clean so i could swim

 

[Jack]

Granted, but next time you swim a shark eats you.

I wish I had a toy p90

 

[Predator']

Granted. It becomes real and you shoot yourself by accident.

I wish Diablo would ship his car to me for free

 

[IronGirl]

ganted. but UPS breaks it during shipping

i wish pred would give me a $1000 itunes gift card