Corrupt A Wish

[Ethan]

Granted, but then u get banned from all the servers for being a cocky dousch.

I wish ppl had brains.

Granted, but they are the size of grains of sand.
I wish I could control time.

 

[Arcani]

granted you explode

i wish i had no more school this year so i could stay here and talk to ig cuz shes such a great friend

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but it ends up that Sniper Girl gets jealous and kills you.

I wish D Wolf would get a REAL girlfriend.

 

[Predator']

Granted but sniper girl headshots her...

I wish I had a car

 

[Ethan]

Granted but it runs on moon rocks.

I wish I had a smoothie machine.

 

[Predator']

Granted but it only makes poo flavoured smoothies.

I wish i had $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

 

[Sheldon]

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Granted but it only makes poo flavoured smoothies.

I wish i had $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

Granted, but the money burns you whenever you attempt to touch it.

I wish our star would supernova and blow us all to hell, but it doesn't have enough mass...

 

[Predator']

it does but you are the only one that dies.

(your meant to wish for something good you cant corrupt something thats bad already haha)

 

[Sheldon]

it does but you are the only one that dies.

(your meant to wish for something good you cant corrupt something thats bad already haha)

Damn guess I shouldnt have skipped op.
your wish.is granted, but noone else sees my.mistake.

I wish I had a 50 caliber smg

Sorry for spelling im on my phone.

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but you kill yourself with it.

I wish there was a underground country w/ a space program located underneath the US.

 

[Sargass]

Granted. Its called Zone 51 and you have only one solution to go inside... being captured and end in a 2m² cell where they make test on you.

I wish clay never existed in COD4...

 

[Ethan]

Granted, so I just use bouncing bettys, saying "You just got Bettied. Congratulations" every time you run into one.

I wish we had a clay-only server!

 

[IronGirl]

Granted but everyone rage quits cuz they're tired of hearing you say "You just got Clay-Mowed. Congratulations."

I wish I could snowboard in the summer

 

[Sheldon]

Granted, but it snows in the middle of summer now and has - Fahrenheit temperatures.

 

[Predator']

Granted, but it snows in the middle of summer now and has - Fahrenheit temperatures.

Nice wish Sheldon

 

[Sheldon]

Nice wish Sheldon

Your wish is granted, but im unsatisfied.

I wish I was born with a 3rd arm, so I could eat, write, and drink at the same time.

 

[IronGirl]

Granted...but it looks REALLLLY weird, so you never get a girlfriend

I wish I could control objects with my mind

 

[Sheldon]

Wish granted, but you grow a third arm and you never get a boyfriend.

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but you end up like Jean Grey and get killed by Wolverine.

I wish Atlantis was REAL!

 

[ponyboy]

granted but the atlantian have super advanced tech and they destroy the world

i wish i could play tf2