Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but then a cow dies in ur back yard and smells for weeks.

i wish i had all the money in the world
 
ottoids said:
I wish i had boobs... :|
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:lol: Thanks for corrupting Pred's wish, Otto.

Granted, but you get breast cancer :eek:

I wish Predator bought an new Alienware Desktop computer during a "Buy one get one free" sale, and give me the extra.
 
Granted, but you have to live with Bred, who cannot keep the house clean/provide hospitality for you.


I wish I had a very nice boat to take out on the lake.
 
granted but u had ur new alienware on the boat when it blew :lol:

i wish ottoids knew how to use this thread so i cant hate him
 
grantedd but there was a bomb in there frrom ottoids

i wish i had a penguin army that i had complete control of
 
Granted, but they shit all over your house and make it stinks like fish and no girl ever wants to know you.

I wish my PC would boot.
 
Done, but then everything else in your house breaks :giggle:

i wish my teacher would stop nagging me about summer school
 
granted but u had caved in and went which is why she stopped

i wish i had a dragon
 
Granted. It burns you like having your head over a grease fire and pouring in water. OUCH.

I wish I was a pro skier.
 
Granted, but you fall and break your leg and can't ski any more.

I wish I could eat more chips and salsa.
 
Granted, but the salsa is so spicy that it burns your tongue out, so you cannot taste or talk.

I wish classical music/soundtracks were more popular in today's society.
 
granted but the red rival took over the world made iron girl his wife hes gone so wacky then banned classical music and soundtracks

i wish i can get a gf without chickening out
 
Granted, but then u get banned from all the servers for being a cocky dousch.

I wish ppl had brains.
 
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