Corrupt A Wish

[Predator']

Granted but you break your leg every time you play.

I wish i had a car.

 

[IronGirl]

You do! But I stole the engine


I wish i was suuuuuper famous

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but you re super famous for smelling bad.

I wish I had a cuddle buddy.

 

[IronGirl]

you do....until it turns into a monster and eats you


I wish I could meet taylor lautner

 

[ponyboy]

granted but then he turns into a werewolf and eats u.

i wish i could be a k3

 

[Ethan]

Granted. A k3 is a new breed of dog, like the k-9, but you end up getting shot by a criminal that you are chasing after.

I wish I had 10 ice cold Capri Suns right now.

 

[IronGirl]

Granted, but they are so cold that they freeze you and you end up dying.

I wish I had a super power

 

[Arcani]

granted but its the power to fart loud and all it does is gross people our (idk im having a brain fart -.-)

i wish i didnt have to go to the doctors for a test

 

[IronGirl]

You dont have to go,but...ummmmm... (why did u have to make this so hard wolf??!?!?!) .....a meteorite strikes your house and ya die

I wish i could play CoD4 ....24/7

 

[ponyboy]

granted but u get so bored and u will have to play it for the rest of ur life

i wish i didnt have braces

 

[IronGirl]

u dont...but u end up with such crooked teeth that even your mom cant love you

i wish i could think of a better wish

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but then you get hit by a train.

I wish bad weather would never happen on camping trips.

 

[SteelHorse]

Granted, but then u trip over yourself 5yrds from the goal line and tear your cruciate ligaments and you cant ever play again.

I wish my school would give me a chemistry degree,

 

[Kessa]

Granted, but then u trip over yourself 5yrds from the goal line and tear your cruciate ligaments and you cant ever play again.

I wish my school would give me a chemistry degree,

what does that have to do with camping

Done, but now colleges hate people with chemistry degrees

i wish my cat was a kitten again

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but it is no longer your kitten.

I wish Steel would corrupt the correct wishes.

 

[SteelHorse]

Granted, but he mispels al of hes words an u cnt red em any wheys

I wish i had a cheeseburger double patty.

 

[IronGirl]

granted....but itz poisoned and u eat it and then ur kinda dead

I wish my macbook had 3G

 

[ponyboy]

granted but ur comp blows up and kills u.

i wish i didnt play cod as much.

 

[IronGirl]

granted, but u lose all yo skillz(if u had any ) and can never get a kill again

I wish I was a |k|

 

[Arcani]

granted but u get kicked out for smelling to bad

i wish my schools dissection week was over with and that ig didnt smell anymore