Corrupt A Wish

granted but its mine so i take it back from you

i wish most wishes didnt have to do with drinks or food
 
granted but they end up having to do with very private stuff about you that you would rather have never gone public

i wish more wishes would be sport related
 
Granted, but your fingers become paralysed when you think of the "Wish that Cannot be Corrupted", so you cannot wish for anything else.

I wish we could safely travel to other plantets.
 
granted but when you arrive at the planet you get abducted and tortured by aliens and eaten piece by piece so its a very slow and painful death >:P

i wish there was another planet like earth
 
granted but the earthlings like nuclear stuff and they blow up the hole universe

i wish for hell zombies to come out of the ground instead of the sky.
 
Granted, but no one plays on it because you start using toobs.

I wish I had a hot tub.
 
Granted, but the hot tub is has 5 venom snakes in it, and you die.

I wish that this game would be good.
 
granted but the next corruption after this one actually happens to you

i wish school break would be here already!
 
Done, but now the school days are extended

i wish i could beat that Space is Key game :raging:
 
Granted, but after 3 hours and 2,536,888,466 deaths, you kill youself.

I wish I owned a shopping mall and was able to get everything free inside.
 
Granted, but everything turned to dogshit once you had brought it home.

I wish I had a Supra.
 
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