Corrupt A Wish

[ponyboy]

granted but know u have to go to school in 2 min

i wish i had a smiley face.

 

[Bart]

Granted, but I have a better one

I wish I had more gatorade.

 

[Arcani]

granted but its mine so i take it back from you

i wish most wishes didnt have to do with drinks or food

 

[RaZeR]

granted but they end up having to do with very private stuff about you that you would rather have never gone public

i wish more wishes would be sport related

 

[Bart]

Granted, but not the sports you like.

I wish people would wish for more practical things.

 

[RaZeR]

granted but those run out very quickly

i wish there were more things to wish for

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but your fingers become paralysed when you think of the "Wish that Cannot be Corrupted", so you cannot wish for anything else.

I wish we could safely travel to other plantets.

 

[RaZeR]

granted but when you arrive at the planet you get abducted and tortured by aliens and eaten piece by piece so its a very slow and painful death >

i wish there was another planet like earth

 

[ponyboy]

granted but the earthlings like nuclear stuff and they blow up the hole universe

i wish for hell zombies to come out of the ground instead of the sky.

 

[Bart]

Granted, but they come out 50 times faster, and are 6 times as strong.

I wish we had a sabotage server.

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but no one plays on it because you start using toobs.

I wish I had a hot tub.

 

[Miles]

Granted, but the hot tub is has 5 venom snakes in it, and you die.

I wish that this game would be good.

 

[RaZeR]

granted but the next corruption after this one actually happens to you

i wish school break would be here already!

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but the break only lasts for 3 minutes.

I wish school started later.

 

[Kessa]

Done, but now the school days are extended

i wish i could beat that Space is Key game :raging:

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but after 3 hours and 2,536,888,466 deaths, you kill youself.

I wish I owned a shopping mall and was able to get everything free inside.

 

[Rival]

Granted, but everything turned to dogshit once you had brought it home.

I wish I had a Supra.

 

[RaZeR]

granted but it explodes in your face

i wish i my ripped ab muscle would heal faster for my parkour exam

 

[Bart]

granted, but you injure a different muscle.

I wish this thread was revived.

 

[AVC]

Granted, but the wishes are so shite, you wish it weren't.

I wish all you fookers could spell.