Corrupt A Wish

[RaZeR]

granted but it you die from the extreme pain of the 20m long anaconda tearing you another one

i wish i have a pet bear

 

[ponyboy]

granted but ur dog get jealous and bites ur face off.
i wish i had a pet bird

 

[Arcani]

granted the best part its a bald eagle...but it kills all your pets younger siblings short people in ur neighborhood then u

i wish for two more wishes
i wish that kessa made sense in her corrupting a wish
i wish kessa told me who her bf is

 

[RaZeR]

granted but the 2 wishes expire in 0.000000000001 seconds.
granted but it turns out to be highly offensive to you
granted but she makes you promise not to tell anyone. you tell someone. she finds out. she hates you for life.

i wish for a pet dog
i wish for $500
i wish for a masarti
i wish for a massive chocolate cake
i wish for all the answers on my exams
i wish i could think up more wishes
i wish i could wish
i wish, i wish, i wish

 

[Arcani]

granted but hes rabid
granted but it was meant for charity
granted but u lost it
granted but its poisoned
granted but their not right
granted but their stupid wishes
granted but u wasted ur wish
granted but it all failed

i wish i had 1000 dollars
i wish i had a regular cake with whip cream and strawberries
i wish i had a date or at least the courage to ask out the girl in my gym class
i wish i had chocolate milk - nvrm just granted that myself
i wish i remembered the things i want to but forgot the things i wanted to forget
i wish i were a better cod gamer
i wish school was out for the year
i wish i were better at sports
i wish i had a pizza
i wish i had mountain dew
i wish i had other wishes
i wish i was always happy

i love you guys - and cant wait for the corruption

 

[Bart]

Due to me not wanting to read anything you wrote:
Granted, but you die.

I wish people would be smarter with their wishes.

 

[RaZeR]

granted but they have an evil will and cause extreme destruction

i wish i had a puppy

 

[Arcani]

bart ur mean i wish i didnt vote for you - i took my time to do all that and u just waste it ? this thread is dead to me

 

[RaZeR]

dont worry poodle, ill do your wishes ^^

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poodle's wishes:
granted but you lose it in a few minutes
granted but its gone bad and give you terrible vomiting
granted but she gives you aids while you two are having sex
granted but its already disgusting and curdled
granted but some of the things that you wanted to forgot were info that could have saved your life in the future
granted but by only 0.0000006% better than you were before ( we could train together sometime)
granted but you forget everything important for your exams and fail the year level.
granted but after getting better you break your neck in NRL
granted but a very bad person poisons it and kills you
granted but it gives you extreme gas and you fart very loudly in front of the girl in gym class and in front of everyone in your school
granted but they cause very bad things to happen that you regret for the rest of your life
granted but it offends close family very deeply for life when you are happy at the funeral of some family members.

i wish you didn't wish for so many things
i wish your happy that i took the time to do them all ^^

 

[Bart]

ok...
Granted, but you have to give me the 1000 dollars
Granted, but you eat the cake and get sick
Granted, but she cheats on you

Granted, but you think you want to forget something, and then you need to remember it, but you can't
Granted, but to get better you use cheats
Granted, but you failed school and have to be home-schooled while everyone else does whatever they want
Granted, but when you get into all the sports teams, you fail all your academic classes, which forces you out of sports
Granted, but someone eats it
Granted, but someone drinks it
Granted, but you wish for something and then want to take it back, but you cant
Granted, but you are at a funeral and everyone gets angry at you because you are the only one smiling

Granted, but the puppy grows 5 times the size of your house and you have to put it to sleep

I wish someone else could wish for me.

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I guess razer beat me to it...

 

[RaZeR]

granted but they wish that you would die the slowest and most painful way possible

i wish i had a mud chocolate and white chocolate cake the size of my house

 

[Arcani]

to get us back on track ill do both

Razer:
granted but to late now
granted i am

Bart:
granted but its me

i wish for pudding

--to any new people just start with mine

 

[RaZeR]

granted but it explodes in your face

i wish my next wish will be extremely corrupted > : )

 

[Bart]

Granted. Because of your wish you get tossed into a prison, where you get force fed sauerkraut for 15 years while being beat up by all the prisoners.

I wish that was enough.

 

[RaZeR]

granted but it ends up happening to you (you could have made it worse saying that i would get gang raped by a gang of 7 foot black guys in the prison )

i wish i could fly to New Zealand right now

 

[Arcani]

granted but ur high and when the flight is over ur in antarctica instead when u wake up in ur underwear

i wish for a dragon egg so i can raise it not to kill me but to kill others i want it to and to ride it

 

[RaZeR]

granted but while flying 7 miles in the air the dragon has a heart attack and you and the dragon plummet to your deaths.

i wish i could do magic

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but when the dove comes out of your top hat, it pecks your eyes out.

I wish my school wasn't so Ghey.

 

[ponyboy]

granted but then ur school turns lesbian

i wish i could slap myself.

 

[RaZeR]

granted but you hit your temple to hard and kill yourself

i wish i didn't have to go to school in 15 mins