Corrupt A Wish

[Arcani]

granted but it becoems to popular it shuts down

i wish i didnt have to write any kind of viniette - i cant figure out what to write for em and my teacher is guna kill me

 

[RaZeR]

granted but it turns out the next day that you actually do have to write one out

i wish i knew what a "viniette" means

 

[Arcani]

*sry i think i misspelt it*

granted but then u forget what u were thinking bout

i wish i had a pickle and strawberry sauce

 

[RaZeR]

granted but when you eat it and realise how truly disgusting it is you pledge to never touch or look at pickle and strawberry sauce again

i wish scrims was sooner

 

[SiloHunter]

Granted, but you got demoted

I wish I had MW3

 

[RaZeR]

granted but the disc snaps the moment you take it out of its pack

i wish i had an F-22 fighter jet

 

[SiloHunter]

Granted, but it is a model.

I wish I had a steam copy of MW3

 

[RaZeR]

granted but someone plants a virus in it that destorys everything nd sells all of your info on the internet

i wish i was a better sniper

 

[Arcani]

grats but ur still terrible cuz u were worse then horrible to begin with - if u want we can practice together, i need to also

i wish i had a man and elf eating reindeer from family guy christmas

 

[RaZeR]

granted but one day you get a pet reindeer that you love very much and they eat it

sure sounds like a good idea to train together

i wish there were less hackers on cod :/

 

[ponyboy]

granted but they now hack on battlefield

i wish i had more friends on the forums.

 

[Arcani]

granted but there the hackers nobody likes and people hate you for it

i wish i had more friends from the krew itself on this forum

 

[Kessa]

granted but you're only allowed to live in the sewers

I wish laundry would fold itself.

 

[ponyboy]

granted but the laundry folding is terrible.

i wish i had a kirby as a pet

 

[RaZeR]

granted but it has one of it's spaz attacks and kills you

i wish i wished i had an icecream

 

[ponyboy]

granted but it tastes like poo

i wish i never had any wishes

 

[RaZeR]

granted but it goes against human nature and you are outcasted as an alien creature sent to spy on us

i wish i wasn't so tired

 

[ponyboy]

granted but u get hit by a tire

i wish for nothing

 

[RaZeR]

hahaha, granted but because you 'wished for nothing' everything turns into nothingness...


i wish you hadn't wished for nothing

 

[ponyboy]

granted but u since i wish for nothing nothing happens

i wish i could poooooop out an anaconda