Corrupt A Wish

[Arcani]

granted but u were framed for a crime and u g oto jail for life

i wish i could stop laughing at razer thinking i actually had an ex

 

[RaZeR]

lol, u do but then you remember that you actually do have an ex from years ago who still has hurt feelings for you and is out to kill u

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i wish i had a bag of candy

 

[Bart]

Granted, but then you eat it and have none.

I wish I didn't need to do homework.

 

[RaZeR]

granted but then you'd grow stupid

i wish i could go on a 3 day long fishing trip for samson fish

 

[Bart]

Granted, but you don't catch any.

I wish I was better at drawing.

 

[RaZeR]

granted but ur dislexic and you don't know what ur drawing nd that gets u in some trouble one day

i wish i had an F1 Racing Car

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but it is stolen and the thief crashes into your house, causing damage beyond repair.


I wish my vision was perfect.

 

[RaZeR]

granted but you see too much in the mens changing rooms

i wish i had a mansion

 

[Arcani]

granted but its in mexico and ur constantly attacked and robbed by people

i wish school wasnt needed to be smart

 

[RaZeR]

granted but your only smart in some areas and completely stupid in other areas

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i wish i found $100 on the ground

 

[Bart]

Granted, but to skip school you need to be tutored 23 hours per day, everyday.

I wish I could do card tricks.

 

[RaZeR]

granted but you end up slicing the finger off of your best mate because you learn how to throw cards too well.

i wish i won the lottery

 

[PaigeBoo]

Granted but you have to give the money to me.


I wish I had more Cadbury caramel eggs

 

[Kacey]

Granted, but they expired in 1997.
I wish RaZeR knew what dyslexia means.

granted but ur dislexic and you don't know what ur drawing nd that gets u in some trouble one day

 

[RaZeR]

granted but it turns out that you actually are

i wish i had a pet monkey

 

[ponyboy]

granted but you have to study on teh week days

i wish for pooooop

 

[RaZeR]

granted but the poop is the size of a bus and it falls out of the sky and lands on you

i wish i could wish for something :troll2:

 

[ponyboy]

u wish for onions and before u know it ur crying ur heart out

i wish for more wishes

 

[RaZeR]

granted but it causes some kind of rip in the cosmos and it sucks in all of space and time and destroys the universe

i wish you didn't wish for more wishes

 

[ponyboy]

granted but instead u destroyed teh past and it causes a rip in ur head and u explode.

i wish for a Razer