Corrupt A Wish

[Kessa]

Done, but its haunted and the ghosts arent friendly.

I wish i had a computer case that would fit my mobo.

 

[Arcani]

granted but ur dad smashes it

i wish i wasnt so thirsty nor hungry

 

[Bart]

Granted, but then you explode.

I wish I was better at sports.

 

[Kessa]

Granted, but then you implode

i wish Chris Farely was still alive and making comedy movies (R.I.P Mr. Farely )

 

[Bart]

Granted, but you watch the movies and hate all of them.

I wish I could watch more TV.

 

[Arcani]

granted but its all in a language u do not understand and in black and wite

i wish i could have 2 perk ones on cod

 

[Kacey]

Granted. You can now select perks on a fish.
I wish my farts didn't smell.

 

[Arcani]

granted but ur burps smell like ur farts now and ur mouth always tastes like crap

i wish i nvr had to sleep - but nvr felt tired - nvr need to

 

[RaZeR]

granted but even though you don't feel tired your body is extremely exhausted and you will walking through an alley way one day and your body will just give up and you will collapse and a bunch of hobos will come over and rape ur ass and steal all your money ^^

i wish i had a million dollars!

 

[PaigeBoo]

Granted. But you're only allowed to spend the money on plastic sporks.

I wish my girlfriend was here with me.

 

[RaZeR]

granted but she actually has a dick

i wish i had a golden retreiver for a dog

 

[Arcani]

granted but its rabid and bites you

i wish i can figure out what gun i like to use and good at on cod

 

[PaigeBoo]

Granted but you can't use it.

I wish I was done baby sitting.

 

[RaZeR]

granted but your mum has a fit when she sees everything thats happened

i wish i had an ak 47

 

[Arcani]

granted but u have no bullets for it and its a toy

i wish i hada pizza

 

[RaZeR]

granted but the tomato sauce is mixed with period blood cause ur ex is getting back at you

i wish i had a ferrari

 

[Bart]

Granted, but when you try to use it, it blows up in your face.

I wish my room cleaned itself.

 

[RaZeR]

granted but it incinerated all ur stuff to make the room itself clean

i wish i had a pet snake

 

[PaigeBoo]

Granted but it's a boa and it constricts you to death.

I wish my homework was done.

 

[RaZeR]

granted but it is all wrong and you fail the year at school

i wish i lived in New Zealand