Corrupt A Wish

Done, but its haunted and the ghosts arent friendly.

I wish i had a computer case that would fit my mobo.
 
Granted, but then you implode

i wish Chris Farely was still alive and making comedy movies (R.I.P Mr. Farely :()
 
granted but its all in a language u do not understand and in black and wite

i wish i could have 2 perk ones on cod
 
granted but ur burps smell like ur farts now and ur mouth always tastes like crap

i wish i nvr had to sleep - but nvr felt tired - nvr need to
 
granted but even though you don't feel tired your body is extremely exhausted and you will walking through an alley way one day and your body will just give up and you will collapse and a bunch of hobos will come over and rape ur ass and steal all your money ^^

i wish i had a million dollars!
 
Granted. But you're only allowed to spend the money on plastic sporks.

I wish my girlfriend was here with me.
 
granted but its rabid and bites you

i wish i can figure out what gun i like to use and good at on cod
 
granted but the tomato sauce is mixed with period blood cause ur ex is getting back at you

i wish i had a ferrari
 
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