Corrupt A Wish

granted but it causes the same rip in the cosmos all over again and the entire universe is destroyed

i wish that bart learned from ponyboy's mistake a couple comments before ^^
 
granted but you get stuck in a wall one day because your wish runs out >:P

i wish i could get the |KKK| tag fatser
 
Granted, but then something bad happens (im to lazy to figure out what, but something happens)

I wish I was better at writing essays.
 
granted but you forget what your topic is for every essay that you write so its a very good essay but on something completely different

i wish my english teacher wasn't so harsh when she writes reports
 
Granted, but all your other teachers become extremely harsh when grading.

I wish I had a different english teacher.
 
granted but she is the harshest teacher in the world and she is so rich that she can get away with her styles of punishment... a.k.a *evil voice* torture >:P

i wish my school spent money on better sports equipment
 
granted but when a crazy situation of life or death comes around and you need history knowledge to fix the situation you die because you have no knowledge

i wish i would get more exp for posting all of these comments on this thread
 
Granted, you get 0.00000000000000001 times more exp for your posts.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.
 
granted but you get caught up in a turf war between the 2 most dangerous gangs in your are and get raped and killed.

i wish i had an extra long long week end
 
granted but you get caught up in a turf war between the 2 most dangerous gangs in your are and get raped and killed.

I wish I could copy and paste all your posts into mine.
 
HAHAHA, granted but i make you say something that gets WaLLy very angry and you are permanently blocked from the kkk clan. but i dont get blocked because i permanently delete the evidence of my post before anyone else can see it :P

i wish time wouldn't go by so slowly sometimes
 
Granted, but time goes by very quickly and your an old person in what would seem like 3 days.

I wish I could think of something good to wish for, because i'm out of ideas.
 
granted but what you thought was a good one at the time actually turns out to be a very bad choice in the long term.

i wish ideas for wishes would suddenly pop into my head cause im running out aswell :s
 
granted, but when the idea pops into your head, you cant post it

i wish we could make a loop of wishes that we could just reuse
 
granted, but then the server gets confused and crashes

I wish there was a joke thread not anti- or corny jokes
 
granted but all the jokes are really bad and boring

i wish more people would start commenting on this thread again :P
 
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