Corrupt A Wish

[Bart]

Granted, but you accidentally cut yourself with it.

I wish I was better at making wishes.

 

[RaZeR]

granted but it causes the same rip in the cosmos all over again and the entire universe is destroyed

i wish that bart learned from ponyboy's mistake a couple comments before ^^

 

[Bart]

What r u talking about? lol
on topic:
I wish I could walk through walls.

 

[RaZeR]

granted but you get stuck in a wall one day because your wish runs out >

i wish i could get the |KKK| tag fatser

 

[Bart]

Granted, but then something bad happens (im to lazy to figure out what, but something happens)

I wish I was better at writing essays.

 

[RaZeR]

granted but you forget what your topic is for every essay that you write so its a very good essay but on something completely different

i wish my english teacher wasn't so harsh when she writes reports

 

[Bart]

Granted, but all your other teachers become extremely harsh when grading.

I wish I had a different english teacher.

 

[RaZeR]

granted but she is the harshest teacher in the world and she is so rich that she can get away with her styles of punishment... a.k.a *evil voice* torture >

i wish my school spent money on better sports equipment

 

[Bart]

Granted, but you randomly fall off a cliff and cannot use any of it.

I wish I didn't have to take history

 

[RaZeR]

granted but when a crazy situation of life or death comes around and you need history knowledge to fix the situation you die because you have no knowledge

i wish i would get more exp for posting all of these comments on this thread

 

[Bart]

Granted, you get 0.00000000000000001 times more exp for your posts.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

 

[RaZeR]

granted but you get caught up in a turf war between the 2 most dangerous gangs in your are and get raped and killed.

i wish i had an extra long long week end

 

[Bart]

granted but you get caught up in a turf war between the 2 most dangerous gangs in your are and get raped and killed.

I wish I could copy and paste all your posts into mine.

 

[RaZeR]

HAHAHA, granted but i make you say something that gets WaLLy very angry and you are permanently blocked from the kkk clan. but i dont get blocked because i permanently delete the evidence of my post before anyone else can see it

i wish time wouldn't go by so slowly sometimes

 

[Bart]

Granted, but time goes by very quickly and your an old person in what would seem like 3 days.

I wish I could think of something good to wish for, because i'm out of ideas.

 

[RaZeR]

granted but what you thought was a good one at the time actually turns out to be a very bad choice in the long term.

i wish ideas for wishes would suddenly pop into my head cause im running out aswell :s

 

[Bart]

granted, but when the idea pops into your head, you cant post it

i wish we could make a loop of wishes that we could just reuse

 

[RaZeR]

granted but it catches a virus and destroys everyones computers

i wish there were more threads like this one

 

[Bart]

granted, but then the server gets confused and crashes

I wish there was a joke thread not anti- or corny jokes

 

[RaZeR]

granted but all the jokes are really bad and boring

i wish more people would start commenting on this thread again