Corrupt A Wish

[SteelHorse]

Granted, but then a cow dies in ur back yard and smells for weeks.

i wish i had all the money in the world

 

[Arcani]

granted its monopoly money

i wish i could miss school today

 

[Predator']

granted, but you had to go so you wouldnt fail and now your life is ruined.

I wish i had an Alienware Desktop.

 

[ottoids]

I wish i had boobs...

 

[Ethan]

I wish i had boobs...

:lol: Thanks for corrupting Pred's wish, Otto.

Granted, but you get breast cancer

I wish Predator bought an new Alienware Desktop computer during a "Buy one get one free" sale, and give me the extra.

 

[IronGirl]

Granted, but the extra one has a bomb planted in it and it blows up in yo face

I wish i could live in Hawaii

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but you have to live with Bred, who cannot keep the house clean/provide hospitality for you.


I wish I had a very nice boat to take out on the lake.

 

[Arcani]

granted but u had ur new alienware on the boat when it blew :lol:

i wish ottoids knew how to use this thread so i cant hate him

 

[IronGirl]

Granted, but he puts rotten fish in your bed so u still hate him

i wish my mac battery never ran out

 

[Arcani]

grantedd but there was a bomb in there frrom ottoids

i wish i had a penguin army that i had complete control of

 

[AVC]

Granted, but they shit all over your house and make it stinks like fish and no girl ever wants to know you.

I wish my PC would boot.

 

[Kessa]

Done, but then everything else in your house breaks

i wish my teacher would stop nagging me about summer school

 

[Arcani]

granted but u had caved in and went which is why she stopped

i wish i had a dragon

 

[Ethan]

Granted. It burns you like having your head over a grease fire and pouring in water. OUCH.

I wish I was a pro skier.

 

[Bart]

Granted, but you fall and break your leg and can't ski any more.

I wish I could eat more chips and salsa.

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but the salsa is so spicy that it burns your tongue out, so you cannot taste or talk.

I wish classical music/soundtracks were more popular in today's society.

 

[Arcani]

granted but the red rival took over the world made iron girl his wife hes gone so wacky then banned classical music and soundtracks

i wish i can get a gf without chickening out

 

[IronGirl]

granted....but then she cheats on u

i wish i was good at promod

 

[SteelHorse]

Granted, but then u get banned from all the servers for being a cocky dousch.

I wish ppl had brains.

 

[Predator']

I wish Predator bought an new Alienware Desktop computer during a "Buy one get one free" sale, and give me the extra.

Course I would give it to you Ethan