Corrupt A Wish

[Predator']

Granted i paid for it in monoply money and Apple realises and you are arrested for fraud

I wish I had a burrito

 

[IronGirl]

awww dammit


Granted. but its set to blow up an hour after u eat it

i wish i was a supah ninja

 

[Predator']

OW!!!!

Granted but during supah ninja training you fall off a cliff trying to tightrope walk over it. :bleh:

I wish i could land 3600 no scopes in COD4

 

[Jack]

Granted but the bullet ricocettes and shoots your dick off.

I wish I had a motorbike licence.

 

[Sheldon]

Granted, but you get hit by a car while riding your motorcycle

I wish I had my Driver's License

 

[Predator']

Granted but the bullet ricocettes and shoots your dick off.

I wish I had a motorbike licence.

Thats the 3rd time you have shot my dick off in this thread

Granted but you cant afford a car ever

I wish I had a new Toaster

 

[Sheldon]

Thats the 3rd time you have shot my dick off in this thread

Granted but you cant afford a car ever

I wish I had a new Toaster

Well you pretty much described my current situation predator

Granted, but it burns all the food you toast.

I wish I had A car

 

[Jack]

Granted, but unless you buy mine you will be in a fatal accident.

I wish I had a giant trampoline .

 

[Sheldon]

I bought ur car

Granted, but it flings you up so high that the oxygen is to thin for you to breathe and you die.

I wish Diablo's car was better.

 

[Predator']

Granted but everytime it turns on the driver dies.

I wish i has Mw3

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but the graphics cannot run on your computer...and for every computer upgrade you make in the future.

I wish my new motherboard will make my computer 30 times better.

 

[SteelHorse]

Granted, but then everyone wants it so u get killed over it.

I wish the week end nvr ended

 

[Predator']

Granted it ends for everyone else and you cant do anything with anyone.

I wish that i had the powers of the hulk minus being angry

 

[Jack]

Granted, but because you never get angry, you never hulk out.

I wish I could turn into a bear.

 

[IronGirl]

Granted, but then I go bear hunting and shoot yo ass

I wish I was GOD!!

 

[Jack]

Hey your a recruit, nice.

Granted but no one believes in you and you loose your power.

I wish I had a paintfball gun.

 

[IronGirl]

Thx!!

Granted, but 'paintfball' guns always misfire ...lol

i wish i had an airsoft p90

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but you cannot find ammo for it...ANYWHERE.

I wish I could go surfing.

 

[Jack]

Granted but you get eaten by a shark.

I wish airsoft guns were legal in AUS.

 

[Predator']

Granted, there is a massive injuries across AUS

I wish I new desk

PS: Congrats on the baby k IG and Diablo