Corrupt A Wish

[Nikon]

Granted, but you get diarrhea instead.

I wish Obama would resign.

 

[Arcani]

granted, but u get killed by the people that wanted him as president

i wish i was an assassin and a master of stealth

 

[Nikon]

Granted, but the templars kill you.

I wish I was Ezio Auditore da Firenze.

 

[Arcani]

granted but u are killed as well

i wish i i had a million wishes

 

[Nikon]

Ezio never got killed....

Granted, but you can only use them for ghey things.

I wish I could fall asleep for once...

 

[Ethan]

granted, but u get killed by the people that wanted him as president

So, no one?


Nikon: Granted. You fall asleep and have an eternal nightmare.

I wish my math teacher could actually teach.

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but he/she teaches physics instead of math.

I wish I could eat more sweets

 

[Kreubs]

Granted, but you poop molten sugar.

I wish I some Taco Bell right now.

 

[Nikon]

Granted, but you get E. coli.

I wish I had a free endless supply of Mountain Dew and Skittles.

 

[Arcani]

granted but every homeless person in the world breaks into ur house to constantly eat and drink it

i wish this week was over already so i could start my weekend

 

[NickHouston]

Granted. But there are 2 extra days put on the week.

I wish poodle would like to be called poodle again.


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[517Houston]

Granted but now Poodle is your sister..

I wish Zack could rejoin..

 

[Kreubs]

Granted, but as a zombie.

I wish I had a slice of apple pie.

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but it's made with rotten apples.

I wish it wasn't raining

 

[DamageINC]

Granted, the rain stops for 100 years and you now live on cracked clay and haven't seen anything green for 50 years.

I wish for more wishes.

 

[MikeK]

Granted, but the thread is closed.

I wish I could close it

 

[Arcani]

granted but some1 opens it again

i wish for tomorrow to finish quickly

BTW - sister? im a guy >.> , and idc if im called poodle

 

[Nikon]

Granted, but it finishes with the destruction of the entire planet.

I wish I had a more powerful computer.

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but it BSoD's when you get it.

I wish I had eaten breakfast :/

 

[Nikon]

And your wish happens only once because I live with Kreubs

Granted, but you are no longer hungry for the rest of the day and you will be eating your favorite meal for dinner.

I wish I could eat all I want and not become fat or a diabetic.