Corrupt A Wish

The Moment said:
Granted, but now you live in Alabama over the summer :P

I wish TF2 would download...
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Granted but there would be a new update immediately after the one you're currently downloading :)

I wish for Bacon Strips & Bacon Strips & Bacon Strips & Bacon Strips!
 
Granted, but it sux!

I wish I wouldn't have to drag my dick on the mossy cobblestone..
 
Granted, but you slip while cutting some meat and slice of your own dick.

i wish i owned a pizza shop.
 
Granted, but it runs on Walrus Urine (Which probably is VERY hard to get a hold on in Romania :K)

I wish I had any idea what to wish for.
 
granted, but you before you can wish your wish you get dick cancer and have to cut your dick off.

i wish i wasnt so addicted to skyrim.
 
Granted. As soon as it hits 12pm you start a 12 hour shift and it remains that way 6 days a week for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a football field in my backyard.
 
Granted, but you get hit by a middle linebacker from the NFL and die.

I wish I could watch Top Gear all day
 
Granted but you age extremely fast and by the end of the day you'll be 85 years old.

I wish for more wishes.
 
Granted, but for every wish you make your dick gets an inch smaller, so basically you have one more wish... :K

I wish I could teleport.
 
Granted but you can only teleport once a month. So you have to wait a month to be able to teleport back :troll:

"I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller"
 
Granted but the rabbit in the hat hit you with a bat

I wish walrus could live in Romania...
 
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