Corrupt A Wish

[Rival]

Granted but it made you barf all day.

I wish my room wasn't so cold...

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but now you live in Alabama over the summer

I wish TF2 would download...

 

[Rival]

Granted, but now you live in Alabama over the summer

I wish TF2 would download...

Granted but there would be a new update immediately after the one you're currently downloading

I wish for Bacon Strips & Bacon Strips & Bacon Strips & Bacon Strips!

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but now they're dog treats.

I wish the world wouldn't end today

 

[Nikon]

Granted, but you die tomorrow.

I wish I had a new Nikon.

 

[Rival]

Granted, but it sux!

I wish I wouldn't have to drag my dick on the mossy cobblestone..

 

[Ethan]

Granted, you lose your dick and drag nothing.


I wish I had some jelly beans.

 

[Rival]

Granted! But they kinda taste like earwax.

I wish my headache would go away..

 

[Jack]

Granted, but you slip while cutting some meat and slice of your own dick.

i wish i owned a pizza shop.

 

[Nikon]

Granted, but it gets shut down for health violations.

I wish I owned an Audi R8.

 

[Rival]

Granted, but it runs on Walrus Urine (Which probably is VERY hard to get a hold on in Romania )

I wish I had any idea what to wish for.

 

[Jack]

granted, but you before you can wish your wish you get dick cancer and have to cut your dick off.

i wish i wasnt so addicted to skyrim.

 

[Kyle]

Granted, but Alduin attacks you're house

I wish i was magical!

 

[The Moment]

Granted, now you're

I wish I didn't have to work in the morning

 

[Ethan]

Granted. As soon as it hits 12pm you start a 12 hour shift and it remains that way 6 days a week for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a football field in my backyard.

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but you get hit by a middle linebacker from the NFL and die.

I wish I could watch Top Gear all day

 

[Rival]

Granted but you age extremely fast and by the end of the day you'll be 85 years old.

I wish for more wishes.

 

[Jack]

Granted, but for every wish you make your dick gets an inch smaller, so basically you have one more wish...

I wish I could teleport.

 

[Rival]

Granted but you can only teleport once a month. So you have to wait a month to be able to teleport back

"I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller"

 

[Sargass]

Granted but the rabbit in the hat hit you with a bat

I wish walrus could live in Romania...