Corrupt A Wish

[Rival]

Granted, but they eat Kreubs, Nikon & Otto

I wish Otto got a new monitor so he could play!

 

[Nikon]

Granted, he got kreubs old monitor but now he plays the sims all day.

I wish joona used a Real camera.

 

[The Moment]

^

Granted, but it's your camera.

I wish Eggo made better waffles.

 

[Jack]

granted, but they only make waffles for me.

i wish summer wasnt so hot.

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but now it's full of deadly tornadoes.

I wish I didn't have 7 am workouts.

 

[Ethan]

Granted. Time changed to 4:37am.

I wish I looked like Christian Bale.

 

[Jack]

granted, but you lose your penis.

i wish i had more seasons of the office.

 

[Rival]

Granted but they all suck

I wish they would make a Cross Over of Left 4 Dead & Borderlands. That would be awesome.

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but no matter how much money you had, it would still be more expensive.

I wish for better tasting waffles.

 

[Jack]

granted, but they're so tasting you shit yourself when you eat them.

i wish i had waffles.

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but they are soggy and three weeks old.

I wish Heath Ledger was still alive.

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but he really turns into the Joker.

I wish Cheerios tasted better

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but they are no longer heart healthy

I wish I was an expert chef.

 

[Bambi]

Restarting this biatch:

Granted, but your name is changed to Gordon, you develop tourettes, and the equivalent of five grand canyons imprint themselves on your forehead should you even think about looking slightly surprised.

I wish I was a professional cyclist.

 

[Arcani]

i.love.you.for
.starting.this

granted but u crash into area 51 and to every1 you dissapear

i wish i didnt have state tests this week or ever

 

[SexyRayquaza]

Granted but your ballsack falls off.

I wish dragons were real

 

[Bambi]

Granted, but you are the only dragon, and in your attempts to communicate you burn New York to the ground. As a result the US Government assign a tactical nuke to wipe you from the face of the earth.

I wish I could play laser quest all day every day (because I am amazeballs at it - unlike COD).

 

[Freeze]

granted, but you are obliged to do it. Not having time to eat, sleep, drink and you eventually fall down and die.

I wish I was the best guitarist on the planet.

 

[NickHouston]

Granted but you are now the only one who likes music.

I wish I could go to the Habachi Grill everyday.

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[Rival]

Granted but you get beat up on the way home every day by midgets.

I wish it would stop snowing....