Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but they eat Kreubs, Nikon & Otto :troll:

I wish Otto got a new monitor so he could play!
 
Granted, he got kreubs old monitor but now he plays the sims all day.

I wish joona used a Real camera.
 
granted, but you lose your penis.

i wish i had more seasons of the office.
 
Granted but they all suck

I wish they would make a Cross Over of Left 4 Dead & Borderlands. That would be awesome.
 
Granted, but no matter how much money you had, it would still be more expensive.

I wish for better tasting waffles.
 
granted, but they're so tasting you shit yourself when you eat them.

i wish i had waffles.
 
Granted, but they are soggy and three weeks old.

I wish Heath Ledger was still alive.
 
Restarting this biatch:

Granted, but your name is changed to Gordon, you develop tourettes, and the equivalent of five grand canyons imprint themselves on your forehead should you even think about looking slightly surprised.

I wish I was a professional cyclist.
 
i.love.you.for
.starting.this

granted but u crash into area 51 and to every1 you dissapear

i wish i didnt have state tests this week or ever
 
Granted, but you are the only dragon, and in your attempts to communicate you burn New York to the ground. As a result the US Government assign a tactical nuke to wipe you from the face of the earth.

I wish I could play laser quest all day every day (because I am amazeballs at it - unlike COD).
 
granted, but you are obliged to do it. Not having time to eat, sleep, drink and you eventually fall down and die.

I wish I was the best guitarist on the planet.
 
Granted but you are now the only one who likes music.

I wish I could go to the Habachi Grill everyday.

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Granted but you get beat up on the way home every day by midgets.

I wish it would stop snowing....
 
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