Corrupt A Wish

[Arcani]

granted it starts hailing

i wish i had all the food in the world - NOT POISONED

 

[Rival]

Granted but you can't eat it, just look at it.

I wish i had a big ass burger right now.

 

[NickHouston]

Granted but you can't eat it, just look at it.

I wish i had a big ass burger right now.

Granted but the burger is made of someone's big buttox...

I wish I had a Pony

 

[Arcani]

granted and as a bonus it poops out pizza...but dies 5 seconds later

i wish i had a glazed donut

 

[Bambi]

Granted, but it is double glazed, and therefore impossible to eat.

I wish I had an apartment that smells of mahogany with many leather-bound books.

 

[Nikon]

Granted, but you lose the key and can no longer access it.

I wish I knew how to speak any language.

 

[Arcani]

granted but u overuse all the languages and are shunned

i wish i was decent at all cods

 

[Bambi]

Granted, but your hands smell permanently of fish.

I wish that there was world peace.

 

[SoRude]

Granted, but you lose your arms and legs.

I wish no one replied to this.

 

[Bambi]

Granted by everyone else, but I am an a-hole so replied anyway.

I wish ...

 

[Arcani]

granted but u get hit by a plane that was on fire driven by a zombie thats immune to fire and doesnt effect him which starts a zombie invasion

i wish i knew what happened to my cat(hes been gone for over a week and he never does - a few days at most but that was like 3-4 years ago when he was younger)

 

[Rival]

Granted but I don't wanna say anything mean about that.

I wish I had a Quarter Pounder Cheese.

 

[Sniper Girl]

Granted! Right as you are about to take a bite, a quarterback covered in cheese tackles you.

I wish to meet Robert Downey Jr.

 

[VoX]

Granted! But you find out he's a douche and he leaves right away after meeting you.

I wish I could be a millionaire and sit at home all day.

 

[Rival]

Granted but you're paralyzed.

I wish I didn't wake up at 5 on a Saturday morning...

 

[Sniper Girl]

Granted! You woke up at 4.

I wish I had a jar of pickles.

 

[Kreubs]

Granted, but they are slimy and spoiled.

I wish I had a 4-cheese pizza.

 

[Nikon]

Granted, but it has Munster, Limburger, Camembert, and Blue Cheese and has the most unbearable smell and it tastes like body odor and mold.

I wish I had money for college.

 

[Kacey]

Granted. You now have thirty cents for college.

I wish Mac G5s were Intel instead of PowerPC.

 

[Nikon]

Granted, but you get an Intel Pentium 90 processor.

I wish I had more than 30 cents for college.