Corrupt A Wish

[TheDude]

granted, but it sucks.

i wish i had an awesome wish.

 

[Cryogenic Flare]

Granted, But the roots were poisonous and you died...

I wish for the Scavenger from Call of the Dead

 

[Jack]

granted, but it rapes your face. (root is australian for sex)

i wish i had a panda helmet.

 

[Cryogenic Flare]

Granted, but the Panda was alive when it was carved from his face. His ghost haunts you

I wish for Immortality

 

[PwnSauce]

Purple gatorade doesn't exist any more. It is now called G2

But I wish I had a nice cold Beer to go with this hot pork chop.

 

[NickHouston]

Granted. But you get some weird flavored beer that you don't like.

I wish for a pretty pink pony.

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but it dies after living with you for a single minute.

I wish Christmas break was longer.

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but you don't get it. Only I do

I wish I didn't have finals

 

[Kreubs]

Granted, but you fail school and work in the fast food industry for the rest of your life.

I wish Moment didn't wish he didn't have finals.

 

[The Moment]

Granted, then you'd have to answer Ethan's post.

I wish I didn't already work in the fast food industry

 

[AVC]

Granted, you have to work in the sex industry. As a taker, not a giver.

I wish that I could find the fooking toiletries bag I've been looking for the past 2 days, I fly Saturday dammit!

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but it gets lost in customs.

I wish that I didn't have to take this greek exam

 

[NickHouston]

Granted. But the Exam is now in Latin.

I wish I had some mountain dew right now


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[PwnSauce]

Mountain dew can dissolve a penny. Imagine what it does to your teeth.

But! Beer saved western civilization on numerous occasions ovrr the past 4 thousand years.

 

[Titoezz]

If only i had some Mountain Drew right now

 

[WaLLy]

@Nick - Granted, but you bought a bad batch and it has no gas.

I wish PwnSauce knew how to play this game...

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but he still ruins the thread anyways.

I wish I was very good as basketball.

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but then Kevin Durant still schools you.

I wish Christmas break was longer

 

[Arcani]

granted but theres no more christmas thanx alot

i wish i was a dragon-wolf hybrid

 

[DamageINC]

Granted, but then you'd be a 40 something Hawaii'n with two heads

I wish this fkn cough would go away!