Corrupt A Wish

[IronGirl]

granted but u must play blindfolded

i wish i had a macbook air

 

[Sheldon]

Granted, but you overclocked it too far and it melted your motherboard.

I wish I had a German Shepherd

 

[Predator']

Granted, But it eats you.

I wish my computer was built now!

 

[Sheldon]

Granted, but you fuck up your bios and it won't boot no matter what you do.

 

[Predator']

Granted, but you fuck up your bios and it won't boot no matter what you do.

You now need to make a wish :lol:

I wish i had a cheese toastie

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but you choke on it and die.


I wish I could compose awesome film scores.

 

[Predator']

Granted but they are so sad everyone gets depression and goes into a state of shock.

I wish my new graphics card would arrive

 

[Jack]

Granted, but when you receive it, you find your harddriive has turned into poo.

I wish I had a pet dinosaur.

 

[Predator']

Granted. It poos on you and you drown

I wish i had spagehetti

 

[IronGirl]

granted, but it has SUPAH spicy sauce in it...you end up with a burning mouth

i wish i could tan faster

 

[Jack]

granted but you tan so fast you turn to leather, and someone makes shoes out of you.

i wish i had a chicken army

 

[IronGirl]

granted. but they squack so much, it annoys the hell outta you

i wish UPS was more careful while shpping items

 

[Predator']

Granted. They are careful with every item except for yours

I wish I had a car

 

[IronGirl]

Granted. But you drive insane, so you cant have a drivers license.

I wish I had an in-home theater

 

[Jack]

Granted, but its so loud it makes your house fall on top of you.

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I wish I had free fuel for life.

 

[Predator']

Granted but you can never afford anything to use it with

I wish i wasnt diabetic

 

[Jack]

Granted, but eating anything sweet will make you ultra diabetic.

I wish my bed was made out of balloons.

 

[Predator']

Granted but you float away on it.

I wish i had MW3

 

[Jack]

Granted, but everyone calls you gay for the rest of your liFe.

I wish I lived in Queensland.

 

[Sheldon]

You now need to make a wish :lol:

I wish i had a cheese toastie

God dang it I keep doing that.

Granted but the queen fucking hates you.

I wish I had a pet polar bear.