Corrupt A Wish

Granted but they are so sad everyone gets depression and goes into a state of shock.

I wish my new graphics card would arrive
 
Granted, but when you receive it, you find your harddriive has turned into poo.

I wish I had a pet dinosaur.
 
granted but you tan so fast you turn to leather, and someone makes shoes out of you.

i wish i had a chicken army
 
Granted, but its so loud it makes your house fall on top of you.

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I wish I had free fuel for life.
 
Granted, but eating anything sweet will make you ultra diabetic.

I wish my bed was made out of balloons.
 
Granted, but everyone calls you gay for the rest of your liFe.

I wish I lived in Queensland.
 
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