Corrupt A Wish

[Arcani]

umm sniper u have to corrupt his wish lol

-to avc

granted but u were out the day they came naked

i wish i was like damage

-to sniper

granted but it broke

 

[AVC]

granted, but now you can't slam dunk coz you weigh 250 pounds

I wish Sniper bothered to read the rules for this thread.

 

[Arcani]

granted but she still doesnt follow them cuz shes a baaad girl

i wish i had a lightbulb show up over my head whenever i get an idea

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but because of gravity, the lightbulb smashes against your head every time you have an idea.

I wish my Bologna had a first name.

 

[Arcani]

okay wtf is with that wish

granted but ur dog eats it and it doesnt matter anymore that it had a first name

i wish ethan made sense -_-

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but only while you are reading this statement:

I wish I had seven stomachs.

 

[Slaya]

Granted now your grocery bill is through the roof

I wish ink in pens never ran out

 

[Arcani]

granted but the ink turns into globs and TAKE OVER THE EARTH!!

i wish that getting the girl i like to go out with me is gonna be a lil easier

 

[Ethan]

Granted, so the ink overflows.

I wish my pet bird would come out.

 

[Slaya]

Granted, but she ends up having a penis now you feel awkward about it

I wish wolf would stop complaining about his life and saying no one likes him

 

[Arcani]

granted but he commits suicide

i wish that i had an iq of 2

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but you cannot do any of the basic functions of life, eventually starving.

I wish for a Twinkie.

-see ya guys...packing for beach this week!!

 

[Arcani]

granted but u cant stop eating em now and after 5 min u ate 12434 twinkies and now ur fat and need a helicopter to bring u to the beach

i wish for this wish not to be corrupted

 

[Slaya]

Granted, now no one can follow the rules of this thread and it ends.

I wish I had a pool full of chocolate covered donuts

 

[Arcani]

granted but ethan after eating all those twinkies ran outta twinkies and ate all the donuts

i wish for a good day tomorrow cuz i forgot to type out a 3 page project o.o

 

[Ethan]

Granted, the teacher doesn't give you a zero until the day after.

I wish I was still at the beach

 

[Slaya]

Granted but you ran out of sunscreen and your fried to a crisp

I wish this thread didn't get revived again...

 

[DamageINC]

Granted but i make 10 million threads to take it's place and you have to post in each one every hour.

I wish i could c4 my annoying ass neighbors and their 800 kids who NEVER stfu.

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but a week later, 900 kids move in as your neighbors and you have no weapons.

I wish when I eat Skittles, I could actually taste the rainbow.

 

[DamageINC]

Granted, but it's a rainbow of shit.

I wish i wasnt such a noob and could install my guitar pickup.