Corrupt A Wish

[Cent0]

Granted, but cento is smart and knows the future, and tells you that you failed. I wish I had a better phone

 

[WaLLy]

Granted, but you ended up with a 'droid phone and you end up regreting it for the rest of your life.

I wish MW3 comes with REAL dedicated servers.

 

[Slaya]

Granted but they cost 10x as much as the cod4 servers to host

I wish my mom didnt make me set up a garage sale for this weekend

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but you end up running out of money and having to scrounge for your food.

I wish that G4TV would show the entire first level of MW3

 

[Cent0]

Granted, but the level is horrible as shoit


I wish the grad dance was at 4, and grad ceremony at 8.

 

[Sodalover]

Granted. But no one wants to dance with you.

I wish I hadn't learn to swear. I swear to much now.

 

[Cent0]

Granted, but instead, you say the word POOP, and annoy everyone around you to the point they suicide.


I wish the dance was longer.

 

[Trasgu]

Granted! However u fall at the begining and everyone laughs at you so u ran away crying.

I wish electro dance was more popular

 

[Take]

Granted, If it was popular it wasn't "your thing" anymore.

I wish I didn't had such a big penis.

 

[Cent0]

Granted! But no girls will have s*x with you anymore. I wish I was cool as joe

 

[Slaya]

Granted, now everyone hates you

I wish I didn't fail 9th grade

 

[Goss400]

granted, but you failed all other grades

I wish that I was lvl 55 on cod4.

 

[Slaya]

Granted, but you used a hack to get there and your banned from every pb server

I wish there was an internet connection EVERYWHERE I go

 

[WaLLy]

granted but it's only dial-up.

I wish I was done with school.

 

[Sodalover]

Granted. But you fail in life.

 

[Cent0]

Iii wish soda made a wish.

 

[Slaya]

Granted but now your post is just spam...

I wish it smelled like fabreeze everywhere

 

[Cent0]

Grranted, but the febreeze smells like poop. I wish my friends and I hadn't gotten caught trying to sneak into Hangover2 by ourselves in the movies

 

[Nitroz]

I don't get what your saying...

 

[Slaya]

Granted, but a terrorist was watching the movie the same time you were and blew himself up

I wish crypt could read better