Corrupt A Wish

[AVC]

Granted, but he still doesnt read English

I wish there was no Highway Patrol

 

[Trasgu]

Granted! But u go so fast with ur new bike that u crash against a random tree in the middle of the highway and die.

I wish that the scrim date was actually anounced!

 

[AVC]

Granted, but you can't make it anyway coz you have a dentist appointment.

I wish it would stop raining.

 

[Nabil]

Granted, but there will be drought around Australia.
I wish my computer had a BSOD to confirm its death.

 

[Kacey]

Granted but since you didn't specify what he was to read I assumed it was to be minds. He reads your mind. As you said better instead of well and he could not read at all before, he still sucks and misinterprets what you thought as you wanting him to shoot you, which he does.
I wish I didn't chew gum for 6 hours today.

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but instead of chewing gum for 6 hours, you chewed on ice loosing 4 teeth.

I wish I had some toast.

 

[Slaya]

Granted, But no butter or jelly!

I wish Pepsi tasted good

 

[Sodalover]

Granted. But coke still taste better.

I wish my comp didn't lag as much

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but your keyboard breaks soon after.

I wish I could teleport

 

[AVC]

granted, but you teleport to the North Pole. And you're wearing shorts.

I wish I didn't have to go to work to get paid.

 

[UnTamed]

Granted

Granted but you get paid 1 cent for being A potota couch!
I wish I was a kkk

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but you join the wrong kkk getting you executed.

I wish for a ham sandwich.

 

[AVC]

granted, but it's a piece of rancid ham sandwiched between two slices of mouldy bread

I wish I could play tennis as good as Nadal

 

[DamageINC]

Granted, but you have to wear a pink tutu, pink thong and clown makeup every time you play in public which is a mandatory 300 times per year as stipulated by contract.

I wish i had a prime rib with some lobster AND crab legs..

 

[Slaya]

Granted, but they are secretly poisoned and you die shortly after

I wish I had the softest bed in the world

 

[MasterCLiP]

Granted but you don't have a house to put it in

I wish they would make another Matrix movie

 

[UnTamed]

Granted But since cameras cost more than 1 cents the movie is made by a one pixel camera
i wish damage was a supermodel...

 

[Slaya]

Granted, and you jack off to him every night sometimes up to 20 times a night till your penis falls off

I wish caffine didn't keep me awake all night

 

[AVC]

Granted, but now it makes you sleep all day. So you are still awake all night.

I wish the good looking chicks at work came to work naked.

 

[Sniper Girl]

I wish i had Fall out 3.