Corrupt A Wish

[The Moment]

I wish The Moment would update his avatar from Indestructible to Asylum.

Boom-chacka-laka

Granted, but you end up watching NASCAR until you die.

I wish that my parents weren't so overprotective

 

[Kacey]

Granted, but you are now motivated to bake cakes.

I wish that it wasn't so hot here.
Side note to Damage: I liked it. The Moment changed it to Asylum anyways.
Not corrupted I guess.

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but then you move to Alabama where its over 100 degrees every day.

I wish I was with my girlfriend

 

[Cent0]

granted, but it tastes like poop.

i wish i had read my book earlier

 

[Slaya]

Granted but now you forget all about it

I wish i had another year of xbl for free

 

[UnTamed]

Granted but homer grabs it and drinks it
I wish I was dead and a period will end this game..

 

[Nabil]

Granted, unless you change ur sig mofo.
I wish everyone should have an awesome computer

 

[Slaya]

Granted, they should have an awesome computer....but not everyone does

I wish legal drinking age in the US was 16

 

[WaLLy]

Granted, but they're all Macs!!

I wish I had a toothpick right about now.

 

[DamageINC]

Granted, but the toothpick is made out of old Mac parts and you had to pay 6 million $ for it...( toothpick was virus free)

I wish my upstairs toilet wasnt broken b/c now i have to go downstairs to take a dump...

 

[Trasgu]

made another what?

Granted! But your parents take u to a psychatric so u stop being so obssesed about girls on the internet and all u have is a playboy magazine.

I wish wolf could actually understand this game!

 

[felon]

granted, but it is infused with cyanide.

I wish my old school hadn't got a new principal

 

[UnTamed]

Granted but the new principal is your MOTHER!
I wish I become a KKK...

 

[MasterCLiP]

Granted! But you joined the Ku Klux Klan by mistake!

I wish war was fought with water guns

 

[felon]

Granted, but the water guns spray at the same velocity as bullets.

I wish I could get to sleep.

 

[Kacey]

Granted, but you are forever asleep and cannot wake

 

[Arcani]

he dint make a wish so..

i wish i wasnt bored right now

 

[felon]

granted, but you are now a cat.

I wish i got a good mark on my english exam today

 

[Cent0]

granted, but you failed your math exam

i wish i didn't graduate tomorrow. D:

 

[felon]

granted, but you have to stay in school without all your friends for eternity.

I wish cento knew that I don't do my math exam for another 3 days