Corrupt A Wish

MasterCLiP

MasterCLiP

Resident Brony
Former Krew Member
Granted! Your grill is now electric, but now it can't cook shit.

I wish I could give people orgasms by looking at them
 
Kacey

Kacey

Epic Poodle
Former Krew Member
Granted, but it only works on men.

I wish my computer was a COMPLETELY WORKING MAXED OUT ALIENWARE M14X CAPABLE OF RUNNING ALL GAMES EVER
 
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felon

I'm back :)
Former Krew Member
granted, but you drop it and it breaks. (to an unrepairable extent)

I wish I didn't have to go to school
 
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Slaya

Sergeant
Former Krew Member
granted, but now your retarded and have no money at all and no one gives a shit about you

I wish people would stop calling me a hacker in s1...
 
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TheDude

Dudesicle
|K3| Member
Granted, but they call you hacker in s2, and now you suck at cod4.

I wish i had a lollipop.
 
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Cent0

Cent0

Lieutenant Colonel
|K3| Member
granted, but you get a STD.

I wish I don't have to go to korea for 2 months
 
Joe Momma

Joe Momma

First Lieutenant
Former Krew Member
Wish granted! But downside is you are still asian...

I wish I had a million bucks
 
WaLLy

WaLLy

Lieutenant General
|K3| Executive
granted, but it's all monopoly money.

I wish I was like Chuck Norris. :giggle:
 
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Slaya

Sergeant
Former Krew Member
Granted, but you teleport to hell and the devil doesnt let you teleport out

I wish megan fox would have sex with me
 
M

Master_Race

Corporal
Granted, but now their little tiny kitten claws never get dull and they scratch you nonstop.

I wish I was president of the world.
 
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Slaya

Sergeant
Former Krew Member
Granted, but then the world is filled with nauxious gas and everyone dies

I wish unicorns ruled the world!
 
F

felon

I'm back :)
Former Krew Member
Granted, but they enslave humanity and cento is taken to be the emperors sex slave:p (ya get to polish his horn ;))

I wish that I didn't have to study so much this weekend.
 
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