Corrupt A Wish

[TheDude]

It stops raining but your charcoal got wet!

I wish i had a grill that wasn't propane -_-

 

[MasterCLiP]

Granted! Your grill is now electric, but now it can't cook shit.

I wish I could give people orgasms by looking at them

 

[Kacey]

Granted, but it only works on men.

I wish my computer was a COMPLETELY WORKING MAXED OUT ALIENWARE M14X CAPABLE OF RUNNING ALL GAMES EVER

 

[felon]

granted, but you drop it and it breaks. (to an unrepairable extent)

I wish I didn't have to go to school

 

[Slaya]

granted, but now your retarded and have no money at all and no one gives a shit about you

I wish people would stop calling me a hacker in s1...

 

[TheDude]

Granted, but they call you hacker in s2, and now you suck at cod4.

I wish i had a lollipop.

 

[felon]

granted, but it is plastic.

I wish I would stop being sick

 

[Cent0]

granted, but you get a STD.

I wish I don't have to go to korea for 2 months

 

[felon]

granted, but you have to go to afghanistan instead.

 

[Slaya]

granted, but you have to go to afghanistan instead.

Ill do the wish part next then

I wish purple gatorade no longer exsisted

 

[Cent0]

granted, but brown gatorade are invented.

i wish i was like nabil

 

[Joe Momma]

Wish granted! But downside is you are still asian...

I wish I had a million bucks

 

[WaLLy]

granted, but it's all monopoly money.

I wish I was like Chuck Norris.

 

[MasterCLiP]

Granted! But then Bruce Lee comes and whoops your ass!

I wish I could teleport

 

[Slaya]

Granted, but you teleport to hell and the devil doesnt let you teleport out

I wish megan fox would have sex with me

 

[felon]

Granted, but she has a penis.

I wish my cats were still kittens

 

[Master_Race]

Granted, but now their little tiny kitten claws never get dull and they scratch you nonstop.

I wish I was president of the world.

 

[Nabil]

Granted, but then all the animals in the world are babies.
I wish everyone farts!

 

[Slaya]

Granted, but then the world is filled with nauxious gas and everyone dies

I wish unicorns ruled the world!

 

[felon]

Granted, but they enslave humanity and cento is taken to be the emperors sex slave (ya get to polish his horn )

I wish that I didn't have to study so much this weekend.