Corrupt A Wish

[Ethan]

Granted, but then your house explodes.

I wish I had a banana.

 

[MasterCLiP]

Granted, but it's just the fruit, but you didn't want the fruit.

I wish I make an awesome videogame.

 

[Nabil]

Granted, but then IW sue you for making something better than COD.
I wish Apple products are cheaper!

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but Microsoft raises their prices dramatically.

I wish for a pet dog.

 

[Trasgu]

granted, but it attacks somebody and has to be sacrificed

I wish there wasnt such a strong wind blowing!

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but then the world blows up

I wish this thread would end

 

[Trasgu]

Granted! But as epic said he would revive it again!

I wish I couldnt get soooooo bored!

 

[Ethan]

Granted, you are always jitterbugging around, so no one likes you anymore.

I wish the people that want to stop thread would stop being "Debbie Downers".

 

[AVC]

Granted, but they become the "Debbie Does Dallas" ers

I wish I didn't have to spend my entire friggin week packing boxes.

 

[Ethan]

Granted, you shrink-wrap and hand the product to an annoying co-worker named Charlie Sheen.

I wish I had the power of super jump.

 

[UnTamed]

granted but you spend your entire week packing cardboard boxes
I wish the game I ordered came today

 

[AVC]

Granted, but the disc is scratched and unreadable.

I wish my daughter's swimming instructor would have sex with me

 

[Ethan]

Granted. BUT...she is a mermaid, so therefore she has no lady parts.

I wish for a bagel.

 

[MasterCLiP]

Granted but you bought one from Starbucks and know you're dirt poor

I wish I could water-bend (Avatar anyone?)

Side note: it's not porn it's anatomy :3

 

[Trasgu]

Granted! But u become the female mermaid AVC wants to fuck.

I wish I had a better computer...

 

[Ethan]

Granted, your computer is blazing fast, but you have to downgrade to the slowest dial-up possible.

I wish I had more than one dollar.

 

[Trasgu]

Granted! You have 1.000.000 dollars but in CUC (which is cuban money and cant be used anywhere in the world)

I wish I had a "summer love"

 

[AVC]

Granted, but it turns out to be that mermaid again. Who turns out is a slut!

I wish it was time to go home from work already.

 

[Trasgu]

Granted u go back home earlier than ussual! However u find out ur wife is cheating on you. WITH THA FUCKING SLUTTY MERMAID SWIMING INSTRUCTOR!

I wish it was friday already

 

[Ethan]

Granted, It is Friday, but you hear this all day. [video]http://www.schooltube.com/video/0bb8adf3c3e639a2cfb1/Rebecca-Black-Friday-OFFICIAL-VIDEO[/video]

I wish I had a bag of endless gummy worms.