Corrupt A Wish

[Trasgu]

(I did the friday thing on purpose, I knew some1 would gimme a link. )

Granted! however, like a hamster, u eat non-stop and eventually die weighting 200kg

I wish I wasnt called, and disturbed, so much the rest of my holydays as I am right now.

 

[Ethan]

Granted, During every holiday break, you go into a coma.

I wish I was a spy!

 

[AVC]

Granted! But you are caught spying on your neighbour having a shower and her dad keeels you.

Wait! Not that kind of spy?

OK, Granted, but you are captured, and Evil Dr Porkchop, instead of giving you a chance to escape by outlining his entire plan, shoots you in the head.

I wish I was built like Dwayne Johnson

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but then you die a horrible death because of the steroids you used.

I wish I had a car

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but it is in so bad condition, you will never be able to drive it.

I wish Santa Clause was my grandfather and would give me anything I asked for. :stomp:

 

[Nabil]

Granted, but there's no such thing as Santa Clause.
I wish we can make energy out of farts.

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but the world becomes so consumed in the smell after the combustion of the fart, that all the oxygen disappears and we suffocate on the nasty poison fart gas in the air. LOL.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of hot wings.

 

[UnTamed]

Granted but they're all expired
I wish Ethans words will be more simple

 

[Ethan]

Granted, ethan word so simple that he turn into caveman and kill tony in sleep.

Me wish for fire!

 

[The Moment]

Granted, you burn your house down.

I wish that Tommy Hanson was elected to the MLB All-Star Game

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but Jarr Jurrjens starts the game. (I love the braves, and have a ball signed by Hanson lol.)


I wish I would actually do something this 4th of July.

 

[UnTamed]

Granted you set fireworks that burn your house
I wish my frekinggame i ordered will fukning finally come

 

[Ethan]

Granted, the game arrives, but whatever you use to play it gets destroyed.

I wish I could read minds.

 

[Trasgu]

Granted! But only animal minds, which are effin boring!

I wish I had a driving license already!!!!

 

[UnTamed]

Granted but you had an ileagal one which got caught by the cops
i wish i wake up for the scruim

 

[Sodalover]

Granted but you forget the password.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.

 

[Ethan]

Granted, you go to another non-wish related thread fir the time-being, while all of our wishes become granted !

I wish I had a soda

 

[Sodalover]

Granted, but it pops on your face.

I wish I can be MotM.

 

[MikeK]

Huh good luck to bcm a noob

 

[Ethan]

Ummmmmmm

i wish mike knew how to play this game!!!!